mrlahey
North American Scumfoot
I'm watching you, like a shithawk.
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Feb 4, 2012 14:12:01 GMT -8
Post by mrlahey on Feb 4, 2012 14:12:01 GMT -8
I have a fifth in my back pack every time I go into the gorge. North Face is key.
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scough
Man-Eating Higabon
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Feb 4, 2012 14:42:34 GMT -8
Post by scough on Feb 4, 2012 14:42:34 GMT -8
I've been thinking since they first announced re-entry this year that it might be the only year it's offered. The majority of people that like to drink are just going to go back and forth to the campground a couple times a day to refuel. This would result in a huge loss of alcohol revenue for the Gorge. The only people buying drinks inside will be the ones that are too lazy to go back to the campground.
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Feb 4, 2012 15:05:20 GMT -8
Post by J-Dawg on Feb 4, 2012 15:05:20 GMT -8
There are fool proof ways posted elsewhere on the board, but we aren't going to publicize all of our secrets every year. Ya heard? (don't you know we're being watched?) I didn't even need said fool-proof ways last year. The security guys never even looked beyond the top layer of my bag on any given day, let alone any of the additional pockets. That actually kinda pissed me off, I went to considerably more effort than I needed to. I probably could just have put a fifth of JD in my bag wrapped in a blanket and gotten away with it.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2012 15:22:12 GMT -8
Hey Gibbons? Where do you keep your booze??
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Feb 4, 2012 17:19:04 GMT -8
Post by muffinking on Feb 4, 2012 17:19:04 GMT -8
A friend of mine got one of those big ass flasks from Spencers and duck taped it to his back filled with Junga Juice. He made it in on Saturday but failed to on Monday. It took the security guys 3 minutes to empty it. I think I know of this kid....
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Feb 4, 2012 19:08:57 GMT -8
Post by Drew on Feb 4, 2012 19:08:57 GMT -8
[quote author="@ quatch" timestamp="1328350319" source="/post/92201/thread"]Hello fellow squatches! We all know that being sober is no way to get the full Sasquatch experience but the price for alcohol in the venue is outrageous. Lets put out minds together and come up with clever ideas to sneak in booze. [/quote] First of all, great job searching for a thread before making one. Although we did have one of these last year that will be much more helpful. Secondly, www.cracked.com/article_16342_james-bond-boozing-10-amazing-flasks-undercover-drunks.html
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Feb 6, 2012 12:29:05 GMT -8
Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 6, 2012 12:29:05 GMT -8
IT HAS BEGUN
But seriously, just carry it in, they won't even smell it.
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Feb 6, 2012 12:53:47 GMT -8
Post by davers on Feb 6, 2012 12:53:47 GMT -8
I've been thinking since they first announced re-entry this year that it might be the only year it's offered. The majority of people that like to drink are just going to go back and forth to the campground a couple times a day to refuel. This would result in a huge loss of alcohol revenue for the Gorge. The only people buying drinks inside will be the ones that are too lazy to go back to the campground. If you want to go back to camp a few times a day be my guest, but I would be surprised if most people go back even once a day. The walk is pretty far and you will have to wait in line every time you want to get back in, which will probably be a bigger line since everyone can go in more than once per day. Just the walk alone will probably sober you up, just sneak it in. Tape some liquor to the inside of your leg, it has never failed me.
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Feb 6, 2012 17:23:04 GMT -8
Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 6, 2012 17:23:04 GMT -8
I was hoping to take advantage of re-entry this year, but then all the bands I care about seeing are playing after like six pm. God I'm going to be so wrecked by the time I enter the festival every damn day this year thanls to that wasteland of an undercard.
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Feb 6, 2012 17:49:17 GMT -8
Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 6, 2012 17:49:17 GMT -8
I like how you act like that it will be different from every other day of Sasquatch where we have gone in drunk.
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chad21
Yapping Skunk Ape
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Feb 6, 2012 18:35:21 GMT -8
Post by chad21 on Feb 6, 2012 18:35:21 GMT -8
me and my friends just get really smashed while waiting in line. then we just throw all the cans off to the side and go inside to get more beer.
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Feb 6, 2012 18:36:24 GMT -8
Post by Lump on Feb 6, 2012 18:36:24 GMT -8
Classic Chad
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Feb 6, 2012 18:39:19 GMT -8
Post by romanticizer on Feb 6, 2012 18:39:19 GMT -8
Every post by chad is like a clue to find who it really is.
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Feb 6, 2012 18:52:03 GMT -8
Post by Lump on Feb 6, 2012 18:52:03 GMT -8
True.
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Feb 6, 2012 18:52:06 GMT -8
Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 6, 2012 18:52:06 GMT -8
Thanks for throwing your shit on the ground, chad. Knowing that makes us all like you more.
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Feb 6, 2012 18:53:55 GMT -8
Post by Lump on Feb 6, 2012 18:53:55 GMT -8
Oh, my tip for getting in with alcohol:
If Rocko's Modern Life has taught me anything:
For the love of God, don't get the fat guy.
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Feb 6, 2012 19:31:26 GMT -8
Post by Fig on Feb 6, 2012 19:31:26 GMT -8
Lumpy I can't believe you just went there. I am now frazzeled in a wonderful wat.
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Feb 6, 2012 20:18:54 GMT -8
Post by Lump on Feb 6, 2012 20:18:54 GMT -8
I'm just glad somebody knows what the fuck I'm talking about. I took a chance there.
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Feb 6, 2012 20:25:16 GMT -8
Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 6, 2012 20:25:16 GMT -8
me and my friends just get really smashed while waiting in line. then we just throw all the cans off to the side and go inside to get more beer. Upon further reflection, this is the post that has me convinced that chad is a troll account created by a regular user. I don't know who it is, but I demand an end to it. If someone doesn't fess up I'll probably just ban the fucker until he provides concrete proof that he's a real person.
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Feb 6, 2012 20:28:06 GMT -8
Post by romanticizer on Feb 6, 2012 20:28:06 GMT -8
me and my friends just get really smashed while waiting in line. then we just throw all the cans off to the side and go inside to get more beer. Upon further reflection, this is the post that has me convinced that chad is a troll account created by a regular user. I don't know who it is, but I demand an end to it. If someone doesn't fess up I'll probably just ban the fucker until he provides concrete proof that he's a real person. Every post by chad is like a clue to find who it really is.
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