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Post by nater on May 16, 2012 14:06:34 GMT -8
Thats curious.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2012 14:09:42 GMT -8
Very.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2012 14:32:50 GMT -8
"I wish I met you decades ago. Truly, I don't think you have the energy, or the guts to keep up with me. I have scars - inside and outside. No I don't have a bullet hole in my back - it's only a powder burn. I ride a motorcycle and I share my home with ferrets. My son ran away to Grad School years ago - but he still visits me - I will get a mother's day gift (sherries berries) and a father's day gift (a tie) - not funny if you think about it - after all - I did both jobs. What are you going to do with your life? I haven't done a rock and roll concert in ages. Do folks still light up a doobie - or is that frowned upon due to smoking restrictions? Do you want to talk with me? I have a sense of humor. I write stories. True stories - I sometimes embellish. If you want to read one I'd value your opinion. I am not interested in a hook up. I want to talk to you."
DOPE.
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Post by StormyPinkness on May 16, 2012 14:36:42 GMT -8
That is intense. And creepy. Intensely creepy. I did like the part where it said ferrets.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2012 14:38:06 GMT -8
I thought you would (which is really why I posted it). I was annoyed at first but now I would like to thank whoever played this prank on me. It's insane and it is magical.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 16, 2012 15:35:44 GMT -8
What does the ad say?
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2012 15:37:04 GMT -8
I don't even know yet. Still researching.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2012 15:38:06 GMT -8
I'd love to know the evil villain that did it. I don't want to make any assumptions but I have my ideas. A+.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2012 16:13:33 GMT -8
"Hey, guys! I'm looking for a serious relationship. Prince Charming, are you there? I'm 5'4", 145lbs. 21 yo. I don't smoke cigarettes, kinda a prude but like sex, lol!!! I love punk rock and gossip. I ride a bicycle. VINTAGE. Did you go to Coachella?! Are you going to Sasquatch?! I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm cold but I don't bite. I have tattoos. Are you okay with that? Do you love Mindless Self Indulgence? I want to meet you!"
It was exactly who I fuckin' thought it was; Canadians. ;D
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 16, 2012 16:20:20 GMT -8
Hahaha that was my guess too.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2012 16:24:31 GMT -8
Was it....? Nevermind. I'm not going to ask the secrets you know about me.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 16, 2012 16:26:30 GMT -8
HG knows all.
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Post by Dr. Crane on May 17, 2012 6:18:56 GMT -8
I haven't done a rock and roll concert in ages. Do folks still light up a doobie - or is that frowned upon due to smoking restrictions? Hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 6:54:45 GMT -8
please please be real if i seem attractive to you at all please text me or call me or email back please i would love to meet you.
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Post by Lump on May 17, 2012 11:04:51 GMT -8
"I wish I met you decades ago. Truly, I don't think you have the energy, or the guts to keep up with me. I have scars - inside and outside. No I don't have a bullet hole in my back - it's only a powder burn. I ride a motorcycle and I share my home with ferrets. My son ran away to Grad School years ago - but he still visits me - I will get a mother's day gift (sherries berries) and a father's day gift (a tie) - not funny if you think about it - after all - I did both jobs. What are you going to do with your life? I haven't done a rock and roll concert in ages. Do folks still light up a doobie - or is that frowned upon due to smoking restrictions? Do you want to talk with me? I have a sense of humor. I write stories. True stories - I sometimes embellish. If you want to read one I'd value your opinion. I am not interested in a hook up. I want to talk to you." DOPE. That has fake FD written all over it.
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Post by Lump on May 17, 2012 11:06:07 GMT -8
Well actually, the more I read it, it's a little heavy for FD.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2012 11:25:28 GMT -8
Destroyed: Lite.
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