Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 29, 2013 9:45:47 GMT -5
I told my wife the other day that the Sasquatch kids made an emoticon outta my face. Can you believe it I says to her! She tells me, "Sure I can. The only difference from your face and a period is that I can actually stand the cramps!". Boy I tells ya!
But listen folks. I don't understand technology these days. Take my wife for example... no seriously take her, I don't want her!
The thing about technology is that they trick you into buying a fancy new gadget that promises to make your life nice, easy and fulfill all of your pleasures but then 2 months later a new model comes along which is faster, better and more impressive than the one you just spent all that money on. Now you're left bitter and full of resentment as you stare at this outdated piece of garbage that even the homeless wouldn't touch. You know back in my day they used to just call this marriage! Boy I tells ya...
Folks how is it that they can make an instruction manual that allows me to operate a machine which depends on receiving instantaneous contact from satellites in outer space while letting me simultaneously watch the newest picture shows, update my banking info, and buy a new car all while sitting in my home office but they can't make an instructional manual on how to get my wife to shut up! Boy I tells ya.
My understanding is that "undetonated bombs" should more accurately be described as "mysterious devices." I don't think they're messing around with anyone that is even remotely questionable.
The whole thing is really fucked up but I need to turn off the news. There is nothing positive coming from CNN constantly repeating video of the blast, it's just tasteless. The excitement in some of the anchors voices as they get to cover something this substantial is even more disappointing.