Oh good lord. Say something to convince me you're not serious. Quick.
I'll just go ahead and cover for him and let you know he's not serious. (You should know this!)
Thanx Lumps! I'm glad somebody here gets me
No, I wasn't serious. not even remotely. I think people that buy into that whole birthers bullshit are absolute jacktards. Even it were true, that Obama wasn't born in the United State, which it isn't. I still wouldn't care - why would I? If anything, it'd mean I'd have a better chance at becoming the first American President from Bermuda.
Adorable little girl saves her mother's life with a Pizza Slap.
Ha ha! "... but first I slapped my mom with a piece of pizza".
I feel she just wanted any excuse to slap her mom with a piece of pizza. Either way that was heroic/adorable/hilarious. The real icing on the cake is the upward inflection she puts on the word "pizza." That gives it that extra hilarious kick.
I am both terrified and excited for what is going to happen in Chicago come May for the G8/NATO conferences. Rahm has already basically criminalized most forms of protest, so it will most definitely be getting ugly.
National Park Police, apparently too eager to wait until the given eviction deadline of tomorrow, approach a random guy who was in his tent at Occupy DC and then tase him. Eventually, as he is calling out for an ambulance and telling the cops of a pre-existing medical condition he has, he goes into a seizure at which point the police opt to throw him him in a paddywagon rather than wait for the ambulance which had been called (by the protesters, not the police).