Haters Gonna Hate... Jun 4, 2011 11:42:29 GMT -5
Post by stamper on Jun 4, 2011 11:42:29 GMT -5
they were like, 'don't sit there. we've been here since 4:30! we may want to lean back and sit up there later.'
i was like, 'dude. you don't own this entire quarry. we're not even in your way. chill out.'
and some other fuckstick was like, 'you should probably leave. he's bigger than you.'
and i was like, 'i don't give a fuck how big he is. all i'm doing is sitting on a rock. you need to calm the fuck down.'
and these two geriatrics got involved, 'you're being really annoying right now.'
and i was like, 'me? i'm not doing anything but trying to mind my own business? who the fuck are you? shut up. this has nothing to do with you.' They quickly shut up.
once the small group realized we weren't going anywhere, they changed their tone. 'we just don't want you kicking our kids in the back of the head with your legs.' (they had like 2 tween girls who really didn't even give a shit that Foo Dr. Garbanzohters were even about to play)
to which i replied, 'seriously? you think i'm going to kick a child? in the back of the head? who does that? how bout you turn around and watch the show. you won't even notice we're here. It's totally cool. I promise not to kick your kids.'
it was around that time Cat and the mother got into a heated discussion about parenting skills. The woman had been smoking and exhaling all over her kids, yet she was all concerned about Cat and I interfering with their children.
Cat quickly put that bitch in check. Don't fuck with a redhead, folks. they's feisty!
They pretty much left us alone after that.
What fucking fuckheads.
Man, I wish we'd spent more time with you guys. I would pay money to see this interaction. (but only if you kick the children)
it was still great meeting up with you and the Zombie Queen!... and if you woulda been there i totally woulda kicked that child. lil fucker.
Stamper™ - kicking children since Sasquatch 2010