Ha! I just remembered this! We were sitting on the terraces during Decemberists and my buddy starts freaking out about how he lost his phone. We had all seen him with it fifteen minutes before and he had been sitting still drinking bourbon since then. He makes us all dig through and look under all our shit and none of us can find it. Finally after we've been looking for like ten minutes he stands up and it falls out his pant leg.
Turns out he'd been rubbing it on his balls and was going to try to make us look at photos on it (?) and was too drunk to remember what the fuck he was doing.
Fucking prank gone wrong buddy.
Man this sounds precisely like something I'd do, like so much so that I think I may have done this. can't remember though, was too drunk.
I found someone's memory card in the grass at Sasquatch 2011. It has that person's entire world trip on there! I'm sure they would want it back. Luckily, they took a photo of their passport and I have been trying to track them down via the Canadian passport website. If this is you, can you tell me your name and what is on the card.