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Post by Souly on Jun 2, 2011 5:17:02 GMT -5
Bahahahahahahahahaha No but seriously.. You should post a picture so we can tell you if you're just goofy lookin or something. Souly I love you so much. I wish we were neighbo(u)rs. <3 <3 I'm totally coming to visit you guys.. So much love!!! |
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Post by spirulina on Jun 3, 2011 14:29:13 GMT -5
On a lulzy note, this red haired girl that was camping near the boarders was totally all up on my boyfriend, and it freaked him out bigstyle. She kept putting her hands up his shirt saying "You're so warm!" and she commented on how minty fresh his breath smelled. He kept looking at me like a sad puppy. Finally Bob (you guys know Bob!) said loudly, "So, is this your HUSBAND" and I believe she got the hint, but, seriously, haha, how could the original starter of this thread not get laid over the weekend?
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Post by esrever on Jun 4, 2011 2:26:26 GMT -5
Why didn't you put a stop to that before her hand went up his shirt?
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Post by z3phyr13 on Jun 4, 2011 9:01:51 GMT -5
Why didn't you put a stop to that before her hand went up his shirt? Yeah! I would've walked over there and started kissing him or something to remove her. You gotta mark your territory!! |
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 4, 2011 11:51:21 GMT -5
Marking your territory in the more traditional way would have been just as effective, and almost certainly would have led to a hilarious thread by a forum newbie.
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Post by interstateeight on Jun 4, 2011 13:47:06 GMT -5
"WTF DOG GIRL PEED ON MAN
you guys will not BELEVE what happened to me this weekend! i was putting the moves on a totally hot guy and he was gonna come home to my tent with me and then this cuh-RAZY bitch came up and started peeing on him!!!! like a dog!! i'm never coming back
also i got arrested for dancing"
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 4, 2011 14:42:35 GMT -5
^^
This
I'm shocked and apalled that there have been no threads started about how good our hillbilly sangria (aka Bucket) that we were ladling out was.
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Post by Souly on Jun 4, 2011 14:47:29 GMT -5
I was a little sad that I didn't hear anything about my flag too, but then I remember that there's 3000 members on this board, and probably 100 of them are active, but there are like 30 000 people at sasquatch.
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Post by Souly on Jun 4, 2011 14:48:06 GMT -5
I think the chances are lower too because this isn't an official message board.
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Post by z3phyr13 on Jun 4, 2011 14:58:28 GMT -5
Really we all know my Jungle Juice was the shit! A few of you guys tried and LOVED it may I add.
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Post by Accelerated Cheese on Jun 4, 2011 15:29:43 GMT -5
As i was leaving the festival after ratatat and on my way back to the campsite with my girlfriend, covered in glowsticks, and wearing a hat that was all glowsticks with mouse ears, some girl yells from the premiere parking "oh my god you are so glowy, i want to rape you" ...My girlfriend yells back "don't rape my boyfriend, that is my job", girl yells back "oh hun I'll rape you too"...
hahah...some people's kids...
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jun 4, 2011 15:58:47 GMT -5
Zephyr's jungle juice was TOO delicious.
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Post by Guest on Jun 4, 2011 16:04:30 GMT -5
As i was leaving the festival after ratatat and on my way back to the campsite with my girlfriend, covered in glowsticks, and wearing a hat that was all glowsticks with mouse ears, some girl yells from the premiere parking "oh my god you are so glowy, i want to rape you" ...My girlfriend yells back "don't rape my boyfriend, that is my job", girl yells back "oh hun I'll rape you too"... hahah...some people's kids... The was the most uneventful story I've ever read here. P.S. Lindsay - I did not acquire any Jungle Juice last weekend. Wut up with dat? |
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Post by Accelerated Cheese on Jun 4, 2011 16:08:53 GMT -5
It just illustrates that when you aren't trying, rape could happen....
Or you can be a dink like the op and trek all the way out to the gorge to try to get some, instead of slumming around bars like most desperates do....
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 4, 2011 17:02:22 GMT -5
We clearly need to have a jungle juice contest. But if yours didn't have 4Loko in it I'm sad to say you've already lost.
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