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Post by Horned Gramma on Jun 1, 2011 21:08:22 GMT -8
I think you're out too. You say you want to be a part of this board but you object to the way it functions. Open and shut case.
PEACEFULCHICK'D.
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Post by bradberad12 on Jun 1, 2011 21:26:07 GMT -8
Got it. I understand that no one likes being told what to do, that makes sense. My point was more about the negativity--I don't see that as necessary. If you're saying it's just part of the way it works here, then I think I'm out. It is kind of hilarious. Your posts are so typical of a newbie that lasts one week. Your posts rhyme off like a checklist. Listen, I have defended ya thus far, so I would feel cognitive dissonance if I didn't continue to. Maybe meeting friendly d has made me a nicer person. If ya want to stick around, I advise you to: i) take the ribbing at first with silence or wit, not defensiveness ii) lurk for a little while, and post only occasionally. We can't all be JWW's. iii) stay away from anything bro'ish (i.e. hooking up with girls) - the board doesn't take too well to it (save for maybe excessive drinking). If this is what you want to talk a whole lot about, then you are right, you dont want to be on this board. Ditto for anything racist or sexist. iv) know your shit if you are going to join in a conversation. People are smart here and posters are way more knowledgeable that I'd ever imagined. That why lurking (which I do a hell of a lot more than posting) is so entertaining. for an example of this, start here: sasquatchfest.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=bestthreadsarebest&action=display&thread=1248cheers, brad
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Post by romanticizer on Jun 1, 2011 21:32:45 GMT -8
I had the most appalling experience on the last night with an extra in Portlandia reject that I couldn't get rid of who literally said, "Sorry to be harsh but I'm sick of wasting my time - if you're not down to fuck, I'm going to find someone who is" and left. How hard is it these days to run some legitmate game on girls? A compliment maybe? Fake some interest in something I'm saying?
Otherwise, no men talked to me the entire time. Its a bummer, a little jab in the old self esteem bucket but then I think you have to remember that you paid for a music festival not a fucking BlowJobBonanza.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 1, 2011 21:53:55 GMT -8
I greatly enjoyed BlowJobBonanza- it kinda rolls off the tongue in just the way you'd expect such a term to
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Post by davers on Jun 1, 2011 22:00:30 GMT -8
Nah, dude. Look at this thread for what it really is: some dude bitching to complete strangers about not successfully hooking up with a complete stranger. This isn't the inside of a bathroom stall for god's sake. Y'know man--if this thread doesn't interest you, don't read it. It's that simple. Some people have found it useful and made coherent replies to my post, and you are are not one of them. Enjoy your day and don't waste your time posting on this thread. Dude, the whole "if you dont like it dont answer thing" doesnt make anything better. I tried it once, its just fuel for his fire. That being said, if someone is making fun of you, try to come back with a clever reply, or just use random board phrases. If you dont know a way to use a random board phrase to get out of an argument, you havent lurked long enough.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2011 2:17:02 GMT -8
Bahahahahahahahahaha No but seriously.. You should post a picture so we can tell you if you're just goofy lookin or something. Souly I love you so much. I wish we were neighbo(u)rs. <3 <3 I'm totally coming to visit you guys.. So much love!!!
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Post by spirulina on Jun 3, 2011 11:29:13 GMT -8
On a lulzy note, this red haired girl that was camping near the boarders was totally all up on my boyfriend, and it freaked him out bigstyle. She kept putting her hands up his shirt saying "You're so warm!" and she commented on how minty fresh his breath smelled. He kept looking at me like a sad puppy. Finally Bob (you guys know Bob!) said loudly, "So, is this your HUSBAND" and I believe she got the hint, but, seriously, haha, how could the original starter of this thread not get laid over the weekend?
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Post by esrever on Jun 3, 2011 23:26:26 GMT -8
Why didn't you put a stop to that before her hand went up his shirt?
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Post by z3phyr13 on Jun 4, 2011 6:01:51 GMT -8
Why didn't you put a stop to that before her hand went up his shirt? Yeah! I would've walked over there and started kissing him or something to remove her. You gotta mark your territory!!
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 4, 2011 8:51:21 GMT -8
Marking your territory in the more traditional way would have been just as effective, and almost certainly would have led to a hilarious thread by a forum newbie.
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Post by interstateeight on Jun 4, 2011 10:47:06 GMT -8
"WTF DOG GIRL PEED ON MAN
you guys will not BELEVE what happened to me this weekend! i was putting the moves on a totally hot guy and he was gonna come home to my tent with me and then this cuh-RAZY bitch came up and started peeing on him!!!! like a dog!! i'm never coming back
also i got arrested for dancing"
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 4, 2011 11:42:35 GMT -8
^^ This
I'm shocked and apalled that there have been no threads started about how good our hillbilly sangria (aka Bucket) that we were ladling out was.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2011 11:47:29 GMT -8
I was a little sad that I didn't hear anything about my flag too, but then I remember that there's 3000 members on this board, and probably 100 of them are active, but there are like 30 000 people at sasquatch.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2011 11:48:06 GMT -8
I think the chances are lower too because this isn't an official message board.
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Post by z3phyr13 on Jun 4, 2011 11:58:28 GMT -8
Really we all know my Jungle Juice was the shit! A few of you guys tried and LOVED it may I add.
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on Jun 4, 2011 12:29:43 GMT -8
As i was leaving the festival after ratatat and on my way back to the campsite with my girlfriend, covered in glowsticks, and wearing a hat that was all glowsticks with mouse ears, some girl yells from the premiere parking "oh my god you are so glowy, i want to rape you" ...My girlfriend yells back "don't rape my boyfriend, that is my job", girl yells back "oh hun I'll rape you too"...
hahah...some people's kids...
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jun 4, 2011 12:58:47 GMT -8
Zephyr's jungle juice was TOO delicious.
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Post by romanticizer on Jun 4, 2011 13:04:30 GMT -8
As i was leaving the festival after ratatat and on my way back to the campsite with my girlfriend, covered in glowsticks, and wearing a hat that was all glowsticks with mouse ears, some girl yells from the premiere parking "oh my god you are so glowy, i want to rape you" ...My girlfriend yells back "don't rape my boyfriend, that is my job", girl yells back "oh hun I'll rape you too"... hahah...some people's kids... The was the most uneventful story I've ever read here. P.S. Lindsay - I did not acquire any Jungle Juice last weekend. Wut up with dat?
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on Jun 4, 2011 13:08:53 GMT -8
It just illustrates that when you aren't trying, rape could happen....
Or you can be a dink like the op and trek all the way out to the gorge to try to get some, instead of slumming around bars like most desperates do....
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 4, 2011 14:02:22 GMT -8
We clearly need to have a jungle juice contest. But if yours didn't have 4Loko in it I'm sad to say you've already lost.
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