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Post by romanticizer on Jun 8, 2011 9:54:23 GMT -8
I actually congratulate HG on getting my friend & I confused. You must have been having an AWESOME night because that's really hard to do. What I remember is a gaggle of sloppy girls complaining about EVERYTHING their minds could conjure being babysat by Miss Coley, who was clearly the only one of you who had her shit together. If my ability to distinguish between faded twenty year old girls that I'm meeting for the first time isn't what it used to be, then I consider that a point of pride. Anyway, I was perfectly sober by that point. Ol' Switchy was the one who was being ridiculous. I wasn't complaining or sloppy. I was apologizing to your wife and trying to advert her eyes from vomiting girl and deal with the after taste of horrendous malt liquer I pounded to get rid of. I don't know how you could possibly confuse me. I was the only black person there. And I was otherwise sober the whole weekend so...I think you took too many hits from the peace pipe. Or maybe I wasn't memorable - which I'm cool with too.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jun 8, 2011 10:04:30 GMT -8
Oh I'm just teasing you. You were a nice girl and all that.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jun 8, 2011 10:06:06 GMT -8
I remember you Romanticizer. In his defense, we had been drunk all day long, we were drunk and high for the rest of the weekend, and I think we only saw you briefly one other time. I remember people better than HG does I think.
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Post by romanticizer on Jun 8, 2011 10:23:21 GMT -8
I knew you would, Stormy. Women are good like that, usually.
HG - I know you're teasing. I'm not butthurt, it's just surreal.
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Post by Pea on Jun 8, 2011 10:28:26 GMT -8
Pea definitely got babysat for a brief stint during Matt & Kim. Apparently I was sobbing my eyes out over a combination of girl problems and "how beeeeauuutiful that sooong wassss."
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Post by paintsuit on Jun 8, 2011 10:29:22 GMT -8
I'm really starting to miss the gorge, I miss drinking brass monkeys for breakfast and being commended for it, if i were to walk down the street right now drinking one society would see me as a complete failure.
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Post by know ID yuh on Jun 8, 2011 10:37:53 GMT -8
Pea definitely got babysat for a brief stint during Matt & Kim. Apparently I was sobbing my eyes out over a combination of girl problems and "how beeeeauuutiful that sooong wassss." If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems...
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Post by Pea on Jun 8, 2011 10:40:20 GMT -8
Pea definitely got babysat for a brief stint during Matt & Kim. Apparently I was sobbing my eyes out over a combination of girl problems and "how beeeeauuutiful that sooong wassss." If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems... It was an extremely drunk misunderstanding that lasted all of 20 minutes. It was actually pretty damn funny, but not a story for the board.
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Post by romanticizer on Jun 8, 2011 10:49:15 GMT -8
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems... It was an extremely drunk misunderstanding that lasted all of 20 minutes. It was actually pretty damn funny, but not a story for the board. Drunk + Sentimental at Sasquatch dont mix. Glad it only lasted 20 minutes.
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Post by Pea on Jun 8, 2011 10:53:36 GMT -8
I was due for a good meltdown
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Post by Lump on Jun 8, 2011 10:56:02 GMT -8
The boy needed it.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2011 11:01:08 GMT -8
Finally time to type up all of my stories:
1. 'Do you know Molly?' 'No but that's Souly'
Jen and I were lounging in our amazing campsite on Friday morning, and two girls wander up to us and ask if we know Molly. We don't call it that in Canada, so Jen was a little confused. It was also confusing because I had been introducing myself as Souly for the past day. I say no immediately, and the girls ask if we know Lucy instead. Jen says ' No we don't know them, but that's Souly, and I'm just a lurker.' I nearly exploded with laughter, and the girls confused, ask one last time if we know Coca Cola, and I send them away. I then explained that Americans like to name their drugs after people.
2. Mustard Girl
I'm pretty sure this happened on Saturday, but FD can correct me if I'm wrong. We were in line to get some amazing chicken strips and we see this girl who is clearly out of her mind putting mustard on her caesar wrap. Those pumps dispense a ton of mustard at one time, so at first I thought she was just confused as to how much she was going to get. After the first pump her wrap was completely smothered, and after the second one it was about to drip off of her wrap, and after the third pump it was all over her hand too. FD and I were laughing, and she looked at us and kind of gave us a little giggle and walked away. A few minutes later we heard someone behind us yell 'I think you need some more mustard!!', and we look back and she is back putting MORE mustard on her wrap. We decided that she had just bought the wrap as a vessel to carry her mustard.
3. The case of the teleporting car key.
I'm horrible with my car keys. I knew that if I only had one I would not be driving back home. I had an extra made for Sasquatch and gave to to Jen before we even left. This turned out to be a fantastic idea because I lost my key twice. On Friday I thought it would be a good idea to tie it to my belt loop so it wouldn't fall out of my pocket. This worked well until I got back to the campsite and wanted to change in to some pj's. I remember untying the key from my pants, and that's where my memory stops. I didn't have my key for the whole day Saturday, but I found it on the ground in my shower tent on Sunday morning and immediately tied it back on my pants. Turns out this was actually a horrible idea because when I got back to the campsite that night my key was no longer attached to my pants. I assumed it was gone forever. That night sucked because I also couldn't find my money that I had on me, and I was really hungry. I couldn't get more money or food because it was all locked in the car. I just went to sleep instead. I went all day Monday without my key, and then on Tuesday when we were packing everything up, I found my key. It was just sitting on one of the seats on my picnic table. I have no idea how it got there because I didn't sit down the night I lost it. I swear it teleported back to me or something. I also found my money that I thought I had lost that night. Sasquatch fucking magic. I'm a believer.
4. Why would you send me there? Do you have eyes?
This one didn't really happen at sasquatch, but I think it's funny, so I'll share anyways. On Tuesday, Jen and I only drove to Spokane so she could go to WKD with Switch. I spent most of my time in the hotel watching the Food Network. It made me hungry, so I went down to the hotel restaurant to get some food, but it was closed for a fundraiser, so I asked the lady at the desk where a close place to eat was. I don't think she really looked at me because I was really really sunburnt, not wearing makeup, in the clothes I brought in case I wanted to look homeless, was still wearing 5 wristbands, and had chipped nail polish on like 4 out of 10 fingers. Anyways, she sent me to this place a block away that was like some kind of fancy wine restaurant. It was really really good, but I don't think my server knew what I was doing there. To make it worse, I didn't have as much cash on me as I thought I did, and ended up having to tip him with Canadian money.. I hope he knew it was actual money.
I realize this is really really long and most of you aren't going to read it, but I had a really really awesome time and I will be back as long as I can borrow money to make it happen. I am so happy that I got to hang out with HG, Stormy, FD, Know and Gibbons all weekend. It really did feel like we had been friends for a long time and were just together for the best time ever. It was so hard to say goodbye, and I haven't been able to shake how sad I was to leave yet.
I also found my way over to Empty and Pea's camp and had a little party with them for a bit. I drunk danced with drunk Pea and was giving out hugs left and right. I also got to try Wolfhat's amazing banana bread, and so so much more that has already been mentioned. I missed out on meeting a few people and didn't get to spend as much time with most as I would have liked, but it was still an amazing weekend and there is always next year, and the year after!!
Sasquatch Love for real!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2011 11:02:33 GMT -8
It was an extremely drunk misunderstanding that lasted all of 20 minutes. It was actually pretty damn funny, but not a story for the board. Wait.. Pea has a girlfriend?
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Post by Pea on Jun 8, 2011 11:03:50 GMT -8
It was an extremely drunk misunderstanding that lasted all of 20 minutes. It was actually pretty damn funny, but not a story for the board. Wait.. Pea has a girlfriend? Yea, as of Sasquatch. How cute eh?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2011 11:07:06 GMT -8
That's awesome! I thought this was maybe a thing before Sasquatch and I was very confused. I was wondering why she wasn't introduced!
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Post by Pea on Jun 8, 2011 11:11:57 GMT -8
Haha she was the only one keeping up with and matching my insanity all weekend. I think only Gibbons (of all freakin people) ran into us together near the Bigfoot stage on Monday. We were in rare form at that point...
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jun 8, 2011 11:15:33 GMT -8
' No we don't know them, but that's Souly, and I'm just a lurker.' Oh my god that is the funniest thing. Ever. I miiiiiiissssss you, Souly! I miss you and FD. Please move here ASAP.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jun 8, 2011 11:15:55 GMT -8
Wait.. Pea has a girlfriend? Yea, as of Sasquatch. How cute eh? Pea that is the cutest thing.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jun 8, 2011 11:17:39 GMT -8
Even cuter than Pea talking like a Canadian.
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Post by Pea on Jun 8, 2011 11:18:37 GMT -8
Yea, as of Sasquatch. How cute eh? Pea that is the cutest thing.
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