I laughed with a snort in the pub when I read this. Then I had to explain to the people I was with that I laughed at something someone said over the Internet. Thus lowering my coolness stock tenfold. Awesome.
I actually congratulate HG on getting my friend & I confused. You must have been having an AWESOME night because that's really hard to do.
What I remember is a gaggle of sloppy girls complaining about EVERYTHING their minds could conjure being babysat by Miss Coley, who was clearly the only one of you who had her shit together. If my ability to distinguish between faded twenty year old girls that I'm meeting for the first time isn't what it used to be, then I consider that a point of pride. Anyway, I was perfectly sober by that point. Ol' Switchy was the one who was being ridiculous.
I wasn't complaining or sloppy. I was apologizing to your wife and trying to advert her eyes from vomiting girl and deal with the after taste of horrendous malt liquer I pounded to get rid of. I don't know how you could possibly confuse me. I was the only black person there.
And I was otherwise sober the whole weekend so...I think you took too many hits from the peace pipe. Or maybe I wasn't memorable - which I'm cool with too.
Post by TurkeyPinkness on Jun 8, 2011 13:06:06 GMT -5
I remember you Romanticizer. In his defense, we had been drunk all day long, we were drunk and high for the rest of the weekend, and I think we only saw you briefly one other time. I remember people better than HG does I think.
I'm really starting to miss the gorge, I miss drinking brass monkeys for breakfast and being commended for it, if i were to walk down the street right now drinking one society would see me as a complete failure.