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Post by weenie on Jun 6, 2011 9:19:11 GMT -8
Cute little party girls.Cute little girls are really the goal of life and this is pretty apparent everywhere you look at Sasq. It’s hard for me to understand how many cute girls go to this event. Seriously it’s like everyone locked the ugly at home. You really can’t go wrong in this respect and if you didn’t bring one along they’re almost as available as glow sticks at a Bassnector set. Just pick on up and throw it about. Sometimes you are just stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time. Some anticipation for sets results in extended periods stuck in the center of crowds that just get tighter and tighter. Mix this with a Foxy little girl and you just might find yourself dragging said little girl out of there unconscious screaming “party causuality” imagining that this will be the final moment in your entire party career. Having some chick die on you at an electronic dance music show. You know the scene in Pulp Fiction where Mia overdoses after railing that heroin? Yeah that was pretty much the scene going on. Same feeling, same vibe. Luckily the stage manager was watching and threw down some water. A little mouth to mouth resuscitation and she was back with the living. This is creepy. Especially calling women "little girls." Thanks. I got a serious case of the yicks with that first paragraph.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2011 9:33:31 GMT -8
Aaaaaaaaaand i regret posting that. Now to hide out for a couple weeks.
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Post by esrever on Jun 6, 2011 9:46:59 GMT -8
Maybe three or four...
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Post by barrelofthepen on Jun 6, 2011 9:54:48 GMT -8
Aww, just a couple weeks should be fine.
I like safeandwet because he's the first new poster to fuck up, recognize it and know that the smart thing to do is to go back to lurking for a while.
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Post by davers on Jun 6, 2011 9:59:52 GMT -8
I just realized his screen name is safeandwet... add another check to the creepy collumn.
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Post by davers on Jun 6, 2011 10:06:43 GMT -8
Also, I am always amazed by every groups need for babysitting duty. The only time I had to do any babysitting was the first day when my brother (it was his first year) was having too much fun meeting all the new people and kept running off. Once we got inside I showed him our meeting place, what time we would meet when we all got separated and that was it. And my group parties pretty hard. Over the weekend 5 of us consumed just under 300 beers, 7 liters (almost 2 gallons) of liquor, and varrious other party favours purchaced from our friends we met over the past 2 years.
Seriously, what are you guys doing that makes you such a mess that you need someone to look after you? (not to get all preachy, I just dont really get it)
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jun 6, 2011 10:09:56 GMT -8
Once we got inside I showed him our meeting place, what time we would meet when we all got separated and that was it. This. If more people did this there would be far fewer problems. It is really easy to lose someone and really easy to have a designated meeting place. Also this way you can watch a different show than your party and know exactly where to find them if you so choose. I have given up babysitting and watching shows that I don't want to.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 6, 2011 10:30:40 GMT -8
Our meeting place is always "back at camp" Of course, I'm incredibly easy to find- so usually we don't need to resort to said meeting place to hook up if we get separated.
And thank you SafeandWet for making me look less creepy by proxy.
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Post by davers on Jun 6, 2011 11:32:39 GMT -8
Haha our group has a dude with a huge afro so that also helps for finding people.
Even with the meeting place planning I am always amazed how well it works. See a show, wander by there, and there is always a few of our extended group sitting there.
This was the scene monday night.
4 of us show up there after the Decemberists. There is a guy passed out in our spot.
"Is that cody?" "No, wrong hair" Elliot? Nope... oh its Tyler. Hey, Tyler, wake up, its time for Major Lazer, have some tequilia.
Tyler: "What? oh man I blacked out for 2 hours, at least I knew where to come. Let go!"
Regardless of how drunk anyone gets or how late they are, we always seem to arrive there at almost the exact same time. Sasquatch magic I tell ya.
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Post by Geoff on Jun 6, 2011 11:52:32 GMT -8
Our meeting place was at the ATMs. Since there's only a few people there at a time, it's a good spot to meet up at.
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Post by z3phyr13 on Jun 6, 2011 11:56:47 GMT -8
Switch and I used the giant rubber ducky once or twice. Hopefully next year they'll have some other sort of ridiculous display, or giant blown up animal. I vote for a giant blown up Narwhal.
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Post by wompwomp on Jun 6, 2011 11:56:51 GMT -8
ugh, I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine one of the days who had lost her friends and was a total fucking disaster. Like complete gong show, barely coherent, couldn't stand up disaster. Just so happened it was her birthday too. Awesome.
I felt bad, so I kind of babysat her for a while, brought here to where some of my friends were chilling on the hill and tried to get her to take a nap or something. While we were there she made friends with a sketchy guy beside us and ended up doing some blow with him. Sweet. Tried to tell her that was a bad idea, but what are you gonna do? Shes a grown ass woman. Anyways, a couple minutes later she saw something shiny and ran away. Can't say I was too upset.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 6, 2011 13:32:20 GMT -8
Womp it sounds like we have the same ex girlfriends
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Post by wompwomp on Jun 6, 2011 13:51:30 GMT -8
I fully admit I have terrible taste in women.
Hectic I don't think I mentioned this, but I am 95% sure I saw you. You're a pretty tall bloke? Wearing a red spandex onesy? You walked by and I was going to yell, but I was totally sober and got really self conscious. I was going through scenarios in my head about how I was going to explain to my friends that I knew you "from the internet" and then you were gone. I was very disappointed in myself.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jun 6, 2011 13:55:23 GMT -8
When I saw Hectic, he was wandering past BiCly. I came running up to him and I pointed right at him and I said, "Hey! I'm Gramma." His response was something like "Yeah, I thought that was you." For the most part people seemed glad to see me or at least curious, but Hectic not so much.
I wasn't offended or anything. And I don't really blame the guy, because I'm sure I was a total dick to him at some point (although that is true of every single last one of you). I will say that he was a legitimately friendly dude, though.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 6, 2011 14:22:04 GMT -8
Ha I was indeed in a red onesy and you indeed would have seen me wandering around aimlessly Womp. And I'm 6'5"ish, so pretty tall covers it- although I'm sad to know I'm not the tallest board member I think my beer belly more than makes up for it.
And I was plenty excited to see you HG, and all of the other board members- I was just really faded and had already been trying to find you people for quite a while- that and I get startled easily and take some time to gather my wits. You're not all bad- I just wish you were as pleasant in real life as on the boards.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 6, 2011 14:22:22 GMT -8
I mean that in the exact opposite way, but I'm not going to edit it because I find it funny.
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Post by Pea on Jun 6, 2011 15:12:55 GMT -8
Hahahahaha
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Post by know ID yuh on Jun 6, 2011 15:26:10 GMT -8
Ha I was indeed in a red onesy and you indeed would have seen me wandering around aimlessly Womp. And I'm 6'5"ish, so pretty tall covers it- although I'm sad to know I'm not the tallest board member I think my beer belly more than makes up for it. And I was plenty excited to see you HG, and all of the other board members- I was just really faded and had already been trying to find you people for quite a while- that and I get startled easily and take some time to gather my wits. You're not all bad- I just wish you were as pleasant in real life as on the boards. Of all the boarders I met, Hectic's online persona was probably most reflective of his actual persona. By that I mean that online he comes of as a intelligent, relatively entertaining person with a couple of screws loose.
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Post by HecticDialectic on Jun 6, 2011 15:28:41 GMT -8
ha thanks know surprisingly I expected you were going to be the biggest dick in real life I had a strong feeling that HG was just a very successful board troll but a nice guy at heart You're a very pleasant fellow though.
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