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Post by Drew on May 3, 2012 9:30:20 GMT -8
Sara(h) is most likely to lose a bewb sticker and get kicked out Holy shit I'm starting a thread. Do it privately. In your bedroom with the door closed please.
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Post by nater on May 3, 2012 9:33:38 GMT -8
Anyway, I think we are overlooking the most astonishing part of 'Nater's post: I dated a guy for a couple years It was three years total, and this was many moons ago. I learned my lesson about dating. Don't do it.
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Post by davers on May 3, 2012 9:34:01 GMT -8
Too late, thread's made.
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Post by nater on May 3, 2012 9:36:11 GMT -8
I dated a guy for a couple years AFTER he shit in my bed. True story. Gross. Like....he did it on porpoise? As a joke? Or it was an accident? Do you really want details? TOO BAD, YOU ASKED. This guy was the gassiest motherfuck I ever met, so early on in the relationship he really encouraged me to fart around him, which I quickly accepted because who really wants to hold farts and get tummy aches? So anyway, one morning I wake up and am getting up to go pee and give him a little toot before I run away and giggle. I'm sitting on the potty peeing and he comes in, naked, holding his junk, and super bashful. I'm like.. wtf, I'm peeing..fuck off. He says he has to shower, right then and there... that after I tooted and ran away he tried to "throw a fart" back at me and shit the bed. He sharted in my bed. There was poop.. in my bed. So he showered and I cleaned my sheets. And somehow this didn't kill the romance. I'm an odd one.
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Post by StormyPinkness on May 3, 2012 9:41:21 GMT -8
Guys, you will be at Sasquatch. There is nothing to be nervous about at Sasquatch. It is not like normal life.
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Post by StormyPinkness on May 3, 2012 9:47:10 GMT -8
He should have definitely had to clean it up.
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Post by nater on May 3, 2012 9:48:51 GMT -8
I wasn't going to leave shit in my bed and wait for him to shower. He should have bought me new sheets, though. Next time I'm demanding new sheets.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 3, 2012 9:50:09 GMT -8
"Next time"
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Post by Cysquatch on May 3, 2012 10:09:32 GMT -8
I'm sorry I read this thread. Shit just got a little too real.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 3, 2012 10:10:35 GMT -8
I'm sorry I read this thread. Shit just got a little too real. Literally.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 3, 2012 10:11:55 GMT -8
"I should have gotten new sheets outta the whole deal" is definitely the lesson one needs to take away for next time.
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Post by Blacksmile on May 3, 2012 10:39:06 GMT -8
Guys, you will be at Sasquatch. There is nothing to be nervous about at Sasquatch. It is not like normal life. I'm gonna roll with this statement. That shit the bed story 'nater shared was wretched. Just wanted to throw that out there.
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Post by nater on May 3, 2012 10:41:06 GMT -8
Thats not even the worst story involving shit that occured throughout the course of that relationship.
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Post by Blacksmile on May 3, 2012 10:44:05 GMT -8
Lock this thread before sara gets the story out!
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 3, 2012 10:50:09 GMT -8
NO MORE SHIT.
Nater I don't usually fault you with oversharing but you might wanna reign this one in.
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Post by nater on May 3, 2012 10:53:20 GMT -8
Lock this thread before sara gets the story out! I will limit myself to one shit story a month.
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Post by nater on May 3, 2012 10:54:16 GMT -8
NO MORE SHIT. Nater I don't usually fault you with oversharing but you might wanna reign this one in. I was asked. I can't be faulted for being polite! To not answer would be rude. Also, its just shit But no, the other story is actually way too offensive to share publicly.
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Post by Drew on May 3, 2012 10:59:07 GMT -8
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Post by Pea on May 3, 2012 11:00:40 GMT -8
NO MORE SHIT. Nater I don't usually fault you with oversharing but you might wanna reign this one in. I was asked. I can't be faulted for being polite! To not answer would be rude. Also, its just shit But no, the other story is actually way too offensive to share publicly. As usual, I expect a PM.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 3, 2012 11:07:20 GMT -8
Eh, I'm just looking out for the greater good. I don't care if you talk about shit, I just want to avoid getting too deep into subjects that will make any of our regulars flee the board in disgust this close to the festival and an in-depth conversation about shitting the bed might fall into that category.
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