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Post by samsquamch on May 16, 2011 17:42:52 GMT -8
Get creative.
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Post by spirulina on May 16, 2011 17:54:20 GMT -8
in your vag? crotch it?
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Post by emptyfox on May 16, 2011 17:54:55 GMT -8
In a sealed water bottle.
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Post by seacow on May 16, 2011 19:17:57 GMT -8
^^ That's probably the best way, you just either have to get the cap off/on without breaking the seal - or - drill a little hole in the bottom, use a syringe to fill, then hot-glue the hole closed (works well when going with a nurse and someone with a little drill bit, but takes forever). Or you can use the lazy-man solution and use athletic tape to secure some small-med sized plastic booze bottles to your ankles and be sure to wear some long & loose pants. In any case the person taking it in should be a girl in the group, with the rest of the group acting really rowdy/suspicious behind her in line. I've convinced a security person that a Nalgene full of gin & tonic was ice water soley becuase they were more concerned with the conveniently placed rowdy's in line behind me.
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Post by know ID yuh on May 16, 2011 19:23:25 GMT -8
Not that I'm worried people concerned about alcohol being smuggled in spend any time here, but I've read the vodka in the water bottle "trick" about 83 times on this board. Doesn't there come a time when everyone just decides, "maybe I should keep my secrets to myself before they are no longer secrets?" Coachella only allowed empty water bottles through security you know.
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Post by emptyfox on May 16, 2011 19:25:51 GMT -8
You mean actually 83 times don't you? I bet you counted.
You're right though. The information is readily available all over the place if you actually take the time to type a question into google, so maybe we (read: I) need to let people obtain that info for themselves.
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Post by davers on May 16, 2011 19:33:27 GMT -8
Know makes a good point, I was about to post my 3 methods, (as I have posted a few times around here) but now im thinking keeping it on the down low might be a better plan.
I will say this though, taping stuff to your body is the best way, you just gotta figure how to not yell in pain when you take it off in the honey buckets.
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Post by barrelofthepen on May 16, 2011 19:42:09 GMT -8
Last year I was walking behind a girl wearing short shorts and a tank top. As we got closer I actually heard her say, "Ooh, it shifted. I'll drink it!"
There's really only one place it could have been...
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Post by davers on May 16, 2011 19:50:01 GMT -8
I count at least 2...
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Post by barrelofthepen on May 16, 2011 19:51:58 GMT -8
hahaha, I've been corrected.
Either way, I'd be happy to let her drink that one.
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Post by Lump on May 16, 2011 19:52:46 GMT -8
If it's the one I'm thinking of, then that's super dangerous, alcohol absorbed there has turned into hospital trips for a couple of my friends.
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Post by davers on May 16, 2011 19:55:35 GMT -8
A couple girls I was with last year filled ziploc bags with booze and put them in their bras. If I didnt know how big their boobs actually were I never would have guessed. So I guess I can think of 3 places.
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Post by barrelofthepen on May 16, 2011 19:58:34 GMT -8
Yeah, but shifting in your bra wouldn't be cause for concern.
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Post by seacow on May 16, 2011 20:00:28 GMT -8
If it's the one I'm thinking of, then that's super dangerous, alcohol absorbed there has turned into hospital trips for a couple of my friends. Sweet Jeebus, I can't believe someone actually did that. I mean, best case scenario you're still drinking hoo-haa juice. Eeeew. Unless that's what they were going for, in which case I won't judge.
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on May 16, 2011 20:00:44 GMT -8
If it's the one I'm thinking of, then that's super dangerous, alcohol absorbed there has turned into hospital trips for a couple of my friends. Emphasis on friends being plural. It happened more than once?
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Post by davers on May 16, 2011 20:02:15 GMT -8
Yeah, probably not...
But if it is one of the other 2 options was she planning on reaching in there and drinking it in line? And if it was booze, could you really fit a substantial amount in either place? So much of that statement makes so little sense.
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Post by barrelofthepen on May 16, 2011 20:04:29 GMT -8
I am pretty sure she was waiting until they were inside the venue.
I'm trying to remember if she mentioned what she was packing because I spoke a bit with her but I'm not certain what I remember and what I want to remember. But I am definitely not creative enough to make that statement up and it stuck in my mind because I couldn't figure it out.
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Post by davers on May 16, 2011 20:07:31 GMT -8
Haha I'm sure its true, I've heard far stranger things uttered in lines at sasquatch.
Putting things in orifices is way further that I would go to smuggle things in though, that takes some commitment.
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Post by jaykay81 on May 16, 2011 20:55:33 GMT -8
Zip lock bag can be tucked into your waist too if you're a guy. Even if they pat it down, they don't feel the bag Also last year, I had a sprite bottle half full of vodka, they took it off me and put in the bin, I just took it back out as he frisked the next person in line, ha. An older staff person spotted me with it later, but I just ran away from him with ease
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Post by HecticDialectic on May 16, 2011 20:56:51 GMT -8
That sounds like the only way to try to sneak booze in that almost ensures you will get kicked out.
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