DeadPunk
Man-Eating Higabon
Pink Elephants
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Post by DeadPunk on Apr 15, 2011 11:50:19 GMT -8
Fuck Salvia. How is that shit still legal? Feels weird man... I have halluconated before, but Salvia sent me to a totally different realm. I mean that very literally. It was crazy. But I think I am not supposed to go back there and that is ok too. I might try Salvia again sometime, but I do stick with the idea that you should not be on other substances when trying it, it does not like to compete. First few times I did it I enjoyed it. Didn't do it for anout 2 years then tried some again recently. This last time I did it I had a "breakthrough" but was in a bad environment. Felt so weird when coming down. If I would have been in the right environment it probably would have been a lot more enjoyable. I guess the moral of the story is choose your environment wisely when taking high drugs cause they can take you places you never thought were imagineable. Aka don't do shit at sasquatch as your first time ever
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Post by StormyPinkness on Apr 15, 2011 12:13:43 GMT -8
My personal rules always include any first time on anything being in a controlled, safe environment.
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Post by davers on Apr 15, 2011 12:37:27 GMT -8
Thats an excellent rule and I usually follow that too, but that being said the first time I did lsd I was camping with a bunch of friends and I had a blast. It was probably a good idea that we did it early in the day so I could get used to the feeling before it got dark.
Hey, this leads to another tale of intoxication. That day we were cooking dinner and I cracked a beer on the edge of the fire pit (pry off cap) and chipped the rim just a tiny bit and a small shard of glass got in the beer. I figured no big deal, I'll just remember not to drink the last bit.
Second sip of beer I feel something grainy go down my throat. I silently ponder the consequences of this and wonder if I should tell anyone. My first thought is it will rip up my insides and I might need surgery. Ambulances might need to be called, the trip would be ruined.
I try and figure the best way to go about this, and eventually tell my friend who is just drunk and not on high drugs. He doesnt think this is a big deal at all and give the example of people who eat lightbulbs and whatnot. This makes me feel about a million times better and I continue partying. After that, nothing bothered me at all.
Later, we are at the beach by the lake and the parks people tell us its closed. We stay, they come back and say we are getting a warning. They leave and we figure they will be back with the warning. 30 mins later they come back and tell us we are kicked out. They try to make us leave but we all recount all of the beers we have drank and they decide 8am we must be out.
We head back to the site and decide the best way to deal with this is hide in the morning and kill the park guy and burry him in the woods. This is the best we can come up with and eventually we pass out and leave in the morning.
In hindsight, this story isnt really that funny or interesting, I'm just bored at work waiting for someone to get back to me.
In further hindsight, I probably shouldnt be posting stuff like this at work or even be on this thread for fear of someone seeing.
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Post by spirulina on Apr 17, 2011 15:22:44 GMT -8
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Apr 17, 2011 19:20:56 GMT -8
Anybody else see the part where Davers was going to kill a park guy, but passed out before he could kill the park guy? Basically, had Davers body not given in to sleep, we would be minus a park guy. Cool Tale of Intoxication, sounds super fun! Murder fun! Think before you share your homicidal tendencies (or more so, incidental homicidal tendencies the way you recount it.).
In further hindsight I would definitely not type this at work either, but most all, in further-further hindsight I would probably try to not think of killing human beings who work for the park as any part of my solution(s). Should I be faced with such a thing as my ONLY solution, I would probably eat the cost of the camp ground fine and move on from the whole debacle unscathed by terror shitting dreams and flash backs of killing a person to save myself ten bucks from a park ticket.
I'm particularly concerned with how you had the presence mind to fenangle a story about beers and such to not be removed from the camp ground first off, but then you just go straight to MURDER the second time around.
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Post by Lump on Apr 18, 2011 4:52:57 GMT -8
WHOA! Thanks for pointing that out. He tucked it so subtly away at the end of the story that I kinda didn't read it.
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Post by davers on Apr 18, 2011 10:56:11 GMT -8
I think the murder talks were mostly sarcastic, but my sarcasm detector was a bit off that day, so for all I know we may have been totally serious. But I think the fact that we were laughing histerically the entire time we were coming up with this plan probably means we were joking.
We were also lacking a shovel though. That put a huge wrench in the "burry him in the woods" part. So really, the plan was fucked since jump street.
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Post by Fig on Apr 18, 2011 11:01:14 GMT -8
knowURdealer should be your new name HG haha but it is definitely the best advice. Me personally, I dont take something until somebody I definitely trust has already tried it and the stuff I take is from the same dealer. Kind of a asshole move, waiting till my friends test it first but it is a good means of gauging how much I should take and what to expect. That 2c-b was a strange experience, thats for sure and I doubt I'll ever come across it again. As for more intoxication stories...I got drunk and apparently tried to jump off a roof. Landed on my right foot, rolled the ankle in a bad way and now it is extremely swollen and bruised. Already feeling better just 3 days later though so I got off lucky. Thankfully there arent many high spots to jump off of at Squatch. Except the cliffs.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Apr 18, 2011 11:06:59 GMT -8
I'm just convinced one of these years someone is going to decide that they can fly across the gorge. Not looking forward to that. I commented last year right before the festival that there have been no reported deaths at any previous Sasquatch festival, whereas every year one or two people are found in their tents at 'Roo and Lolla. I never got any confirmation on whether or not that kid who went missing at the end of Squatch '10 turned up, but I have noticed that deaths at major festivals generally get press coverage and that didn't happen.
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Post by davers on Apr 18, 2011 11:54:07 GMT -8
As for more intoxication stories...I got drunk and apparently tried to jump off a roof. Landed on my right foot, rolled the ankle in a bad way and now it is extremely swollen and bruised. Already feeling better just 3 days later though so I got off lucky. Its amazing how your body can continue to function when drunk then be totally useless when you sober up. I slid down a huge handrail a few months ago and landed awkwardly on my ankle. It hurt a bit but I still walked home all the same. The next morning I tried to get out of bed and almost fell over as soon as I tried to put any weight on it. It took 2 days before it was anywhere near walkable again.
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Post by spirulina on Apr 18, 2011 15:35:59 GMT -8
how did you know it was 2c-b, if I may ask? I've read the trip reports, but I've never actually had someone tell me how it feels.
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Post by Switch on Apr 18, 2011 17:59:48 GMT -8
certificate of authenticity....duh
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Post by Fig on Apr 18, 2011 18:11:49 GMT -8
Like I said, I just trusted the guy and my good friend had gotten some off him the night before and enjoyed it. The effects they reported matched pretty well with what was written on erowid so I took that to mean they weren't too adulterated.
No matter what, drugs are going to be adulterated unless you make them yourself. At least with MDMA, you can use testing kits which are fairly accurate and at least let you know there is some MDMA in the pill. Stuff like these newer designer drugs is always gonna be a toss-up though. That doesn't change the fact that there are steps you can take towards educating yourself but, as HG as consistently pointed out, you must know your dealer and know your body.
The pills themselves were about the size of a regular roll but harder and had, of course, the image of a little bee on them.
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Post by Pea on Apr 19, 2011 14:18:01 GMT -8
I'm gonna do so many high drugs this weekend Love my squatchers!!! WHEN THE FUCK DID I POST THIS. Oh god damnit...
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Post by Pea on Apr 19, 2011 14:20:07 GMT -8
I'm just convinced one of these years someone is going to decide that they can fly across the gorge. Not looking forward to that. I commented last year right before the festival that there have been no reported deaths at any previous Sasquatch festival, whereas every year one or two people are found in their tents at 'Roo and Lolla. I never got any confirmation on whether or not that kid who went missing at the end of Squatch '10 turned up, but I have noticed that deaths at major festivals generally get press coverage and that didn't happen. A girl tried jumping off the top of the ferris wheel at Coachella this year. Yeah........wondering if that thing will be back again.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Apr 19, 2011 14:26:13 GMT -8
I was confused as to why you would want something that people can fall/jump out of at a festival where there are a bunch of drunk and high people.
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Post by Lump on Apr 19, 2011 15:02:14 GMT -8
Seriously, what were they thinking in the first place?
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Post by spirulina on Apr 19, 2011 17:04:15 GMT -8
See, I wanted to know about the 2c-b because a friend that went to a rave with me got a hold of something funny, and I thought it was 2c-b. She said that my eyes were glowing with green and red halos, and she kept talking paranoid about things one minute, then acting uplifted the next. I was truly freaked out. She settled down after a while, but it was really hard to convince her she was in a safe space. No hallucinations, other than the swirly eye things, and some "weird patterning". She said it "felt like x" but slightly different.
Sorry for the highdrugs talk. We've been trying to figure out what happened to her, then, though.
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Post by Pea on Apr 19, 2011 18:11:31 GMT -8
Sounds exactly like the experience I had Saturday night at Coachella.
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Post by Fig on Apr 19, 2011 21:22:21 GMT -8
2c-b has some pretty short legs on it, 1-2 hrs tops. I can definitely agree with the paranoid thing, but thats how all psychadelics are for me. I dont get paranoid per se, like a tweaker or something, but I get paranoid that either a) everybody KNOWS im tripping and is talking about me or b) in the case of my 2c-b trip; i would be laughing hysterically enjoying myself and then I would suddenly stop, and have to make sure all my buddies were feeling the same way because I thought they were just fucking with me and laughing at me haha. DONT PATRONIZE ME BRO
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