Wonk's got it here guys. Frankly I felt like he was giving me a gift. But really it's a win-win. Pujols MIGHT be the key to getting him into the upper-echelon if he recovers, and I got two guys with solid numbers all season. I get consistency, know gets a shot at glory.
I find it nearly impossible to believe that I am not in last place in ERA and WHIP. I've DVR'd a couple games my pitchers are starting, and without fail, they get bombed early. I'm sure those who are below me in those categories have worse horror stories, but this is the worst stretch of pitching in fantasy baseball I've ever been through. I must be completely stubborn and stupid, because I still really like my staff. If I don't win this league, that is why, stubborn and stupid.
I've DVR'd a couple games my pitchers are starting, and without fail, they get bombed early.
I feel your pain. See: Lincecum, Gallardo and the slew of mediocre closers I deploy on a daily basis.
I offered you a trade the other night when I was drunk that was way too good, because I was only getting Lincecum. I thought better of it the next day when I realized I hate Lincecum more than you do. I might be willing to take Gallardo off your hands if the price is right. I have a boner for the players on my dominating team last year, and Gallardo was one of them (Pujols and McClutchen were others I overpaid for who were on my team last year).
Also, I'm getting my ass kicked in pitching because I drafted Haren and Doc, who I love way too much for the same reason.