J-Dawg is a nickname I somehow picked up at my first job out of university. I'm still not entirely sure how it happened, although there was almost certainly alcohol involved. I was out with some coworkers on a Friday after work, and one of them started calling me J-Dawg at some point.
Perhaps a detailed analysis needs to happen on the intoxication thread.
A friend and fellow board member put in a request for this shirt from earlier in the thread. If I can find them next week I might just have to get one myself as well. They're too obnoxious not to at least own one.