Fucking brilliant stamps. Here's the simpler version
"You can't sell bootleg t-shirts, dude. Fuck off. What do they even look like? Oh god. Oh GOD, those are so ugly! Ha! Hahahaha, ha, ha, Jesus. Alright, I'll take one. Yeah, sure. That's fine...wait what? $13? Well I'll pay it if everyone else is, I guess. You guys aren't getting one? Fuck, it is too expensive, isn't it. I should just sell this shit myself. Dude, who cares, it was illegal the whole time! Seriously? Fuck you, dude. Fuck off."
for those who don't want to sift through 26 pages trying to understand this all... here it is...The Official Sasquatch T-Shirt Timeline:
• 1/7/11 - 1stTimer offers her illegal bootleg shirts. • 1/8/11 - She’s informed of Copyright infringement laws - which may or may not have been copy/pasted from the internet • 1/19/11 - She's ridiculed and told her design is terrible and nobody wants one. • 1/20/11 - the board then decides (or HG, rather) screw it... let's all get the shirts anyway. • 1/20/11 - Know suggests we all wear the single howling wolf Kings of Leon t-shirt • 1/20/11 - HG ups the ante with a three wolf t-shirt • 1/21/11 - Pea decides he’ll have a slew of other shirts on hand, most notably the Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Polar Bears t-shirt. • 3/1/11 - 1st Timer announces she has to charge for shipping. • 3/1/11 - Know and HG proclaim our friendship was a direct result of this thread and Squatchcreep irritating all of us. •3/2/11 - the shipping cost is at least $13 for a $15 shirt. • 3/21/11- HG and Stormy get their shirts • 3/24/11- Souly gets her shirt • 3/25/11- CheObama shirt materializes, courtesy of GIBBONS - $85 for those who live in the West • 3/25/11- Know details a really compelling multiple choice moderator gratitude scenario • 3/25/11- Some of who once wanted a shirt have changed their minds for 1 of 4 reasons: the original shirt is too expensive, new shirt is cooler, they don't want to be associated with being a friend of HG, or they refuse to involve themselves in illegal marketing ploys. • 3/26/11- HG decides he wants to make bootleg versions of 1sttimers bootleg tees but for less - and free of shipping costs. Those who didn't want a shirt before now want one cuz it's cheaper and even more bootlegged! • 3/26/11- 1sttimer gets irritated with how her idea is now being stolen - much like how she stole Sasquatch's idea - and says the boarders are all being assholes now. • 3/26/11- Empty illustrates that the boarders have always been assholes.