Post by Horned Fuckin' Gramma on Mar 26, 2011 17:27:12 GMT -5
Get over it, 1sttimer, this has been our attitude towards you since day one. You ignored it because we were giving you money. Just keep in mind that whatever the number of t-shirts you ended up selling is, that number is exactly that many more than it would have been if it weren't for us "assholes".
I'm not required to be friends with the guy at the merch stand at shows, I'm not required to be friends with the guy who rings up my shoes at the mall, and I'm not required to be nice to you. I gave you my fifteen bucks, plus a -- let's face it -- dishonestly enormous shipping charge. I don't wanna hear anything except 'Thank you very much, Mr. Horned Gramma.'
for those who don't want to sift through 26 pages trying to understand this all... here it is...The Official Sasquatch T-Shirt Timeline:
• 1/7/11 - 1stTimer offers her illegal bootleg shirts. • 1/8/11 - She’s informed of Copyright infringement laws - which may or may not have been copy/pasted from the internet • 1/19/11 - She's ridiculed and told her design is terrible and nobody wants one. • 1/20/11 - the board then decides (or HG, rather) screw it... let's all get the shirts anyway. • 1/20/11 - Know suggests we all wear the single howling wolf Kings of Leon t-shirt • 1/20/11 - HG ups the ante with a three wolf t-shirt • 1/21/11 - Pea decides he’ll have a slew of other shirts on hand, most notably the Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Polar Bears t-shirt. • 3/1/11 - 1st Timer announces she has to charge for shipping. • 3/1/11 - Know and HG proclaim our friendship was a direct result of this thread and Squatchcreep irritating all of us. •3/2/11 - the shipping cost is at least $13 for a $15 shirt. • 3/21/11- HG and Stormy get their shirts • 3/24/11- Souly gets her shirt • 3/25/11- CheObama shirt materializes, courtesy of GIBBONS - $85 for those who live in the West • 3/25/11- Know details a really compelling multiple choice moderator gratitude scenario • 3/25/11- Some of who once wanted a shirt have changed their minds for 1 of 4 reasons: the original shirt is too expensive, new shirt is cooler, they don't want to be associated with being a friend of HG, or they refuse to involve themselves in illegal marketing ploys. • 3/26/11- HG decides he wants to make bootleg versions of 1sttimers bootleg tees but for less - and free of shipping costs. Those who didn't want a shirt before now want one cuz it's cheaper and even more bootlegged! • 3/26/11- 1sttimer gets irritated with how her idea is now being stolen - much like how she stole Sasquatch's idea - and says the boarders are all being assholes now. • 3/26/11- Empty illustrates that the boarders have always been assholes.
did i leave anything out?
Last Edit: Mar 26, 2011 17:32:46 GMT -5 by stamper
Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Mar 26, 2011 17:34:21 GMT -5
I totally bought a 3 wolf shirt. My first order of business was to test it's powers. I did in fact, get laid that night. Some might speculate it's because I live with my girlfriend. I'm more inclined to think that it was the magestic glory of the 3 wolf shirt.