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Post by saranater on Mar 18, 2012 17:11:54 GMT -5
Question... was the asian man squishing your sandwich annoying, or arousing?
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Post by Pea on Mar 18, 2012 17:17:23 GMT -5
I was fucking pissed. There was nothing arousing about that asshole haha. I was sitting at a table all by myself, ready to enjoy my amazing sandwich, when he and like 6 of his family members just sat at the table around me. I remember asking him what the fuck his problem was, but he didn't appear to understand English, and just sat there smiling while he destroyed my dinner. The waiter was very apologetic, and put the remains of my sandwich in a doggy bag (for me to enjoy later?). For whatever reason I was satisfied with that and left the restaurant.
Oh and I just remembered that I stole a Guitar Hero guitar on my way out and got chased out by someone who worked there. Seriously. What?
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Post by Switch on Mar 18, 2012 18:40:40 GMT -5
Question... was the asian man squishing your sandwich annoying, or arousing? I think saranater needs an official title. "Board Deviant" "Debauchery Diva" "The Neurotic Erotic"  I kid, I kid. |
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Post by saranater on Mar 18, 2012 18:42:11 GMT -5
I don't take offense. |
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Post by weenie on Mar 18, 2012 18:49:55 GMT -5
I think saranater needs an official title. "Board Deviant" "Debauchery Diva" "The Neurotic Erotic" I kid, I kid. I heart "The Neurotic Erotic" so much. |
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Post by StormyPinkness on Mar 19, 2012 11:25:07 GMT -5
an Asian man grabbed it out of my hands and started squishing it between his fingers. Was it Asian Pea? |
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Post by Guest on Mar 19, 2012 11:29:07 GMT -5
Excellent question.
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Post by Pea on Mar 19, 2012 11:33:38 GMT -5
Maybe Asian Pea's elderly uncle.
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Post by weenie on Mar 21, 2012 11:08:46 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that they moved Sasquatch to my old high school gym. I had to meet up with a bunch of you to show you around 'cause no one else had ever been there. Rococode had some relationship drama so I took her to the puppy room (which I wish they really had in my school! So cute!!!) then met up with Lumps and Drew in the multi-porpoise room. Man I hope they don't do that! I passed my "being high at school" phase so long ago. |
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Post by LumpSquatch on Mar 21, 2012 12:45:45 GMT -5
So perceptive. The mutli-porpoise room is always my favorite hang-out at schools. SO MANY POSSIBILITIES! Drew knows wuzzup.
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Post by LumpSquatch on Mar 21, 2012 12:46:29 GMT -5
The weird thing is the idea of Sasquatch being at my old high school sounds kinda fun to me.
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Post by Pea on Mar 21, 2012 12:51:34 GMT -5
My old high school offered free flu shots a couple of years ago. It felt so god damn weird going back there. Fuck high school.
That did however remind me that I had a dream that Sasquatch took place in the bottom of a giant rock quarry. Instead of tents, everyone camped inside of tree houses. Because, ya know, there were giant trees in the base of the quarry. Duh.
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Post by weenie on Mar 30, 2012 15:40:37 GMT -5
I can tell it's getting closer to Sasquatch 'cause I am dreaming about it like all the fucking time. Last night I lost my dog there and ended up naked and Dr. Garbanzo laughed at me and it was awful!
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Post by StormyPinkness on Mar 30, 2012 15:42:04 GMT -5
WAY TO GO, Dr. Garbanzo
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Post by Pea on Mar 30, 2012 16:10:22 GMT -5
I picture Dr. Garbanzo wrapped in caution tape just pointing and laughing.
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