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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 2, 2012 13:03:56 GMT -8
Last night I dreamed I was at Sasquatch and then I was murdered with an ax and then had my teeth removed with a specially designed instrument called the Extraculator.
I suppose they can't all be zingers.
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Post by Drew on Mar 2, 2012 13:12:18 GMT -8
I forgot to report one of mine. I dreamt that they moved the Yeti and Bigfoot to the place the Yeti currently is, and they were facing each other and only like 30 yds apart, and they alternated back and forth so that music was always playing. And I was at the very back for Sleigh Bells and then as soon as they ended I was at the very front for St. Vincent.
Also, the entire Bigfoot/Dance Tent area was one giant dance tent in this dream.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2012 8:34:20 GMT -8
I had a dream last night that this girl I had never met before invited me to her wedding. She was getting married to herself because she decided that she was going to be forever alone. I ended up bringing Pea to the wedding with me, but the girl and Pea fell in love instantly and ended up getting married. The whole thing took place at Sasquatch and they got married in a record store that was set up by the Wookie stage.
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Post by Pea on Mar 13, 2012 8:40:43 GMT -8
I knew it wasn't real when you mentioned Pea getting married.
EDIT: But was she hawt?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2012 8:57:57 GMT -8
Haha yeah Pea she was smokin. I would have married her.
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Post by J-Dawg on Mar 13, 2012 15:48:08 GMT -8
I had a very strange and frankly somewhat disturbing dream last night.
We were all at Sasquatch partying together, and then the next morning we got up early and decided to go skiing and snowboarding before heading into the festival. Somehow we were teleported to Fortress (near Calgary, been closed for years) and the top of the mountain had snow but the bottom was all rocks which wasn't very much fun. Inexplicably, a bunch of pissed off rednecks surrounded us at the bottom and shot us all with 22 caliber hunting rifles.
Even more odd, when I died in the dream, I didn't wake up, but instead went through an alternate ending, where I died a second time.
On that note, here's hoping Sasquatch is about 1,000,000,000 times more fun than skiing on a rocky mountain and getting shot at.
Edit: this is what happens when I read horror short fiction like "The Dreams in the Witch House" by H. P. Lovecraft before I go to bed.
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Post by Drew on Mar 17, 2012 10:04:18 GMT -8
Oh god I love that story. Gives me chills just to think about.
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Post by Pea on Mar 18, 2012 14:03:28 GMT -8
Had a dream last night that my friends and I just strolled up to this dude's house and asked if we could borrow his giant RV for Sasquatch. We didn't know him and he didn't know us, but he reluctantly obliged. Then the dream somehow morphed into me sitting in a restaurant about to take a bite of a giant Philly cheesesteak when an Asian man grabbed it out of my hands and started squishing it between his fingers.
What the fuck, Pea?
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Post by nater on Mar 18, 2012 14:05:06 GMT -8
hahahaha thats messed
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Post by Pea on Mar 18, 2012 14:08:09 GMT -8
Alcohol-induced dreams, how do they work!?
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Post by nater on Mar 18, 2012 14:11:54 GMT -8
Question... was the asian man squishing your sandwich annoying, or arousing?
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Post by Pea on Mar 18, 2012 14:17:23 GMT -8
I was fucking pissed. There was nothing arousing about that asshole haha. I was sitting at a table all by myself, ready to enjoy my amazing sandwich, when he and like 6 of his family members just sat at the table around me. I remember asking him what the fuck his problem was, but he didn't appear to understand English, and just sat there smiling while he destroyed my dinner. The waiter was very apologetic, and put the remains of my sandwich in a doggy bag (for me to enjoy later?). For whatever reason I was satisfied with that and left the restaurant.
Oh and I just remembered that I stole a Guitar Hero guitar on my way out and got chased out by someone who worked there. Seriously. What?
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Post by Switch on Mar 18, 2012 15:40:40 GMT -8
Question... was the asian man squishing your sandwich annoying, or arousing? I think saranater needs an official title. "Board Deviant" "Debauchery Diva" "The Neurotic Erotic" I kid, I kid.
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Post by nater on Mar 18, 2012 15:42:11 GMT -8
I don't take offense.
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Post by weenie on Mar 18, 2012 15:49:55 GMT -8
I think saranater needs an official title. "Board Deviant" "Debauchery Diva" "The Neurotic Erotic" I kid, I kid. I heart "The Neurotic Erotic" so much.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Mar 19, 2012 8:25:07 GMT -8
an Asian man grabbed it out of my hands and started squishing it between his fingers. Was it Asian Pea?
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Post by romanticizer on Mar 19, 2012 8:29:07 GMT -8
Excellent question.
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Post by Pea on Mar 19, 2012 8:33:38 GMT -8
Maybe Asian Pea's elderly uncle.
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Post by weenie on Mar 21, 2012 8:08:46 GMT -8
I had a dream last night that they moved Sasquatch to my old high school gym. I had to meet up with a bunch of you to show you around 'cause no one else had ever been there. Rococode had some relationship drama so I took her to the puppy room (which I wish they really had in my school! So cute!!!) then met up with Lumps and Drew in the multi-purpose room. Man I hope they don't do that! I passed my "being high at school" phase so long ago.
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Post by Lump on Mar 21, 2012 9:45:45 GMT -8
So perceptive. The mutli-purpose room is always my favorite hang-out at schools. SO MANY POSSIBILITIES! Drew knows wuzzup.
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