Shootouts are the least exciting part of hockey. I hate them so much. I feel like I just wasted my time watching the team sport to watch 6 people do some target practice.
Actually shootouts are quite fun. You see, all the skaters (even the skinny guys) have a mean slap shot. And if you still tie after the shootout, then they go to an overtime period without the goalies! The problem is that the overtime is only 2 nintendo minutes long. If you are still tied after overtime, then you go to another shootout! I personally like to field a team with at least two fat guys and maybe one skinny guy and one medium guy. Sometimes I wish I would've traded the skinny guy for another fat guy, but who knows? The only problem I have with Ice Hockey is that you get sent to the penalty box if you lose a Dr. Garbanzoht. I mean come on; a fat guy would beat the shit out of a skinny guy. Also, the zambonis take up way too much time between the second and third period.
I don't give a shit about the World Hockey Championships, it's a lame ass tournament. But that call on Getzlaf(sp) was pretty lame. He was going for the hit, and the guy tried to dodge it. In slo-mo it looked kind of bad, but in real time it looked like a hockey hit. Is it just me who thinks international refs look more at the guy grabbing his knee to call kneeing than the actual hit?
Also LA looks pretty unstoppable. And Torts is a fucking lame ass dude; he's possibly the worst. The game is funded by the fans, the fans watch the media--so say more than one word answer during the press conference otherwise you look like a jabroni.
sexually buying a Kings shirt when they take it all. And don't call me a bandwagon jumper. I picked them out of the blue when they were still "that lowest seeded team that only beat the Canucks because they beat themselves."