That one...that one caught me by surprise. I was so into thinking about how the size of the earth divided by the size of the universe is basically zero that I laughed at Jesus telling me to not masturbate.
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The size of the universe is overwhelming. It's beyond comprehension really. That's why I believe there is, or has been or will be, intelligent life on other planets and that Jesus doesn't want any of them to masturbate.