Passports are like $130 or $160. I had to recently report mine lost or stolen as I couldn't find the sucker. It was in my backpack. FUDGE!!! Now I have to drop the aforementioned dollar amount on a new one. CHUD, coming soon to a Canadian Province near you.
In my line of work I write a ton of reports that are slighlty tied to the legal profession. It's actually a word I use somewhat often. I agree nobody talks like that, but apparently I do write like that.
That beer thing is brilliant. Someone should bring that to the states. Actually, thinking about it, there's probably a law against it or something.
I thought the exact same thing. In Europe there were awesome things like a bar on wheels and every seat has pedals. The driver serves you beer and you pedal around the city and get a tour. It's fantastic, but I'm sure if they had that in Canada it would be a clusterfuck.
I kept saying 'this is why we can't have nice things!' Whenever I saw something great that just wouldn't work back home because we would fuck it up somehow.