The pros of having a beard totally outweigh the cons though. Having a beard is freakin awesome.
I couldn't possibly disagree more. I absolutely hate having facial hair - it won't stop itching and it feels so dirty and girls don't want to kiss you. Shaving is a bitch, but it's worth it to keep the pubic mop off my face.
And I can grow a wicked beard, and had one for a year at one point.