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Post by Cysquatch on Mar 3, 2011 20:25:35 GMT -8
Heh, no, I am. My generation doesn't even ask questions anymore, we just use Bing™! Bing™ is a search engine that finds and organizes the answers you need so you can make faster, more informed decisions. Use Bing™ today! The world is at your Bing™ertips™! Bong™ os copyroght wondows 2011, oll roghts rosovodLast I checked bing was just a half ass attempt by Microsoft to try to compete with google. That statement should probably be in the shameless plug thread.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2011 20:28:22 GMT -8
You can't keep my Bing™thusiasm™ for Microsoft™ Bing™ constrained to a single thread!
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Post by know ID yuh on Mar 3, 2011 20:29:20 GMT -8
Heh, no, I am. My generation doesn't even ask questions anymore, we just use Bing™! Bing™ is a search engine that finds and organizes the answers you need so you can make faster, more informed decisions. Use Bing™ today! The world is at your Bing™ertips™! Bong™ os copyroght wondows 2011, oll roghts rosovod Last I checked (fill in the blank) was just a half ass attempt by Microsoft to try to compete with (fill in the blank).
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2011 20:36:27 GMT -8
^^^^^
Sorry, but this is disgusting - I know you are trying for "funny/ironic/sarcastic", but throwing around that stuff as insults, or oh sorry I guess as "jokes", is both offensive and ignorant. I would probably lay money down that you aren't even a Microsoft hater and like many young boys claim "I don't mean anything against Microsoft users, it's just a joke, it justshows I'm not down with the mainstream operating system world". No I'm sorry, Microsoft is a company that employs human beings - so if you want to insult it, please own it for what it is and don't hide behind "It's just an OS" or "Me and my friends bash on Microsoft all the time, we don't really hate Windows" Well I am sure they appreciate all your "love" when you choose to call the next person that pisses you off a "h*lf *ss *tt*mpt."
Please question how using the words "h*lf-*ss*d" and "rip-off" to describe something made by Microsoft isn't offensive or wouldn't be taken as offensive by some one who uses Windows. Face it your using the words in a hateful and derogatory manner - you're never putting them in terms of complements (eg - "Inception was the Vista of movies, best movie experience ever!")
But to give you the benefit of the doubt, perhaps you've just been brainwashed by Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds to see these as no more than "funny" words, well to you knowidyuh I say, now that you know better - you do better.
Mods can we take this off, feels like I've stumbled into a Nickleback or UFC forum.
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Post by Cysquatch on Mar 3, 2011 20:44:04 GMT -8
You were obviously trying to sell Bing, and I am offended by your cheesy sales tactics.
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Post by emptyfox on Mar 3, 2011 20:52:40 GMT -8
^^^^^ Sorry, but this is disgusting - I know you are trying for "funny/ironic/sarcastic", but throwing around that stuff as insults, or oh sorry I guess as "jokes", is both offensive and ignorant. I would probably lay money down that you aren't even a Microsoft hater and like many young boys claim "I don't mean anything against Microsoft users, it's just a joke, it justshows I'm not down with the mainstream operating system world". No I'm sorry, Microsoft is a company that employs human beings - so if you want to insult it, please own it for what it is and don't hide behind "It's just an OS" or "Me and my friends bash on Microsoft all the time, we don't really hate Windows" Well I am sure they appreciate all your "love" when you choose to call the next person that pisses you off a "h*lf *ss *tt*mpt." Please question how using the words "h*lf-*ss*d" and "rip-off" to describe something made by Microsoft isn't offensive or wouldn't be taken as offensive by some one who uses Windows. Face it your using the words in a hateful and derogatory manner - you're never putting them in terms of complements (eg - "Inception was the Vista of movies, best movie experience ever!") But to give you the benefit of the doubt, perhaps you've just been brainwashed by Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds to see these as no more than "funny" words, well to you knowidyuh I say, now that you know better - you do better. Mods can we take this off, feels like I've stumbled into a Nickleback or UFC forum. this post.
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Post by know ID yuh on Mar 3, 2011 20:57:30 GMT -8
I don't even know who Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds are. Nice work NJ. You are still one of my favorites.
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Post by Cysquatch on Mar 3, 2011 21:04:10 GMT -8
I still use Windows 7 which is a big improvement over past versions. I really don't like how companies like Microsoft want to monopolize everything. They couldn't get a piece of Google, so they thought they could make their own search engine which is exactly what I said it is. Steve Jobs is kind of a tool. Linus doesn't own Linux the people do, and that is why it better. It is made by the people for the people at no cost. The free software movement. Oh yeah, and it's allot better than Windows.
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Post by Lump on Mar 4, 2011 6:44:23 GMT -8
He barely ever posts anymore, but when he does... he goes for the gold.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Mar 4, 2011 6:45:56 GMT -8
A quality over quantity ratio that I shoud think about aspiring to...
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 4, 2011 7:43:14 GMT -8
The only reason we have the Gibbons Scale instead of the newjersey scale is that if you look directly at one of newjersey's posts you'll go blind.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Mar 4, 2011 7:50:56 GMT -8
And if you don't like it, there's the big ass door.
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Post by Drew on Mar 4, 2011 8:51:23 GMT -8
^^^^^ Sorry, but this is disgusting - I know you are trying for "funny/ironic/sarcastic", but throwing around that stuff as insults, or oh sorry I guess as "jokes", is both offensive and ignorant. I would probably lay money down that you aren't even a Microsoft hater and like many young boys claim "I don't mean anything against Microsoft users, it's just a joke, it justshows I'm not down with the mainstream operating system world". No I'm sorry, Microsoft is a company that employs human beings - so if you want to insult it, please own it for what it is and don't hide behind "It's just an OS" or "Me and my friends bash on Microsoft all the time, we don't really hate Windows" Well I am sure they appreciate all your "love" when you choose to call the next person that pisses you off a "h*lf *ss *tt*mpt." Please question how using the words "h*lf-*ss*d" and "rip-off" to describe something made by Microsoft isn't offensive or wouldn't be taken as offensive by some one who uses Windows. Face it your using the words in a hateful and derogatory manner - you're never putting them in terms of complements (eg - "Inception was the Vista of movies, best movie experience ever!") But to give you the benefit of the doubt, perhaps you've just been brainwashed by Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds to see these as no more than "funny" words, well to you knowidyuh I say, now that you know better - you do better. Mods can we take this off, feels like I've stumbled into a Nickleback or UFC forum. I think nj is Michael Showalter
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Post by Drew on Mar 4, 2011 8:53:02 GMT -8
Not only is that totally hilarious, but it is pitch-perfect - this is like a microcosm of what happened in the Halloween, I Guess, thread and a few others. It's hard to believe nj is like 18. Geno is 19. Snorlax is 18. I bet Gibbons is 12.
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Post by Pea on Mar 4, 2011 9:24:26 GMT -8
There is no way NJ is 18...
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 4, 2011 9:47:33 GMT -8
Way. He's nineteen.
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Post by Pea on Mar 4, 2011 9:54:27 GMT -8
Hrmmph
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2011 11:57:56 GMT -8
wow, do none of you remember the "Sling Our Barbs" thread re:that last post of mine or are you just appreciating my fantastic word-replacement skills
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Post by emptyfox on Mar 4, 2011 12:14:34 GMT -8
That's why it's so brilliant.
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Post by know ID yuh on Mar 4, 2011 13:55:15 GMT -8
I was thinking I was the only one who got it. I was even going to reply, some non-offensive PC thing like, "it's good that we can talk about Microsoft, so people know how wrong it is."
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