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Post by rimjobflashmob on Dec 7, 2012 14:26:02 GMT -8
Wait, am I allowed to be yet?
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 7, 2012 14:26:14 GMT -8
Sorry, nick. I fully endorse getting stupid-ass drunk and passing out in the middle of a field.
Seriously, chuckles, if you're gonna take me on you're going to have to do a lot better than that. A LOT better.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Dec 7, 2012 14:29:32 GMT -8
Do people try to take you on a lot? Is this A Thing I should be practicing? Because really, I just like getting drunk. Not trying to rustle anybody's jimmies.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 7, 2012 14:31:30 GMT -8
Good answer. As you were.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Dec 7, 2012 14:32:47 GMT -8
*chugs beer, throws can offstage*
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 7, 2012 14:33:37 GMT -8
Do people try to take you on a lot? God, how far we've come.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Dec 7, 2012 14:37:45 GMT -8
Also I like that gif that pops up when someone types assy with an s in front.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 7, 2012 14:41:15 GMT -8
That was put in place to discourage people from using that particular word.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Dec 7, 2012 14:51:24 GMT -8
Yeah, I could see how given the name of the festival that would get out of hand quickly.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Dec 7, 2012 15:03:20 GMT -8
rustle anybody's jimmies. Nah, man. Nah. Sprinkles.
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Post by Nadine Hurley on Dec 7, 2012 16:15:18 GMT -8
many people tripping balls would set themselves and/or surrounding campsites on fire. Burrito almost burned the gorge down in 2010.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Dec 7, 2012 16:40:40 GMT -8
That was 2007, and it was Bjork-inspired which makes it legitimate.
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Post by Nadine Hurley on Dec 7, 2012 18:19:08 GMT -8
Could have sworn dylano was there.
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Post by chud on Dec 7, 2012 21:48:43 GMT -8
shit in a bag
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Post by davers on Dec 8, 2012 3:26:40 GMT -8
Do people try to take you on a lot? Never happened before. I've always been curious to see what would happen if someone actually did. The shit storm that would ensue... I could only imagine!
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Post by Drew on Dec 8, 2012 9:23:49 GMT -8
Used to happen all the time
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Post by davers on Dec 8, 2012 12:09:03 GMT -8
I don't believe you.
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Post by reachforthesky on Jan 8, 2013 21:11:44 GMT -8
Being a huge noob to Squatch 2012, I made a shit ton of mistakes. All memorable fun ones/not so fun ones.
When you're in that gigantic line(or really herd) of cars all crawling to their future party positions for the next 4+ days, be weary of drinking too much....especially if you're the one driving. I was so stoked when they lined us up in rows that we all just waited, listened to music, and what else, drank. All sounds well to me. Shit moves so slow people let their cars roll with them while they are outside playing Frisbee and football. Precede to get fucked up, drive some more, get free Redbull, save for later and drink more beer. Get to your spot and let the Set-up commence!!!
Problem here: I had the grandiose idea that I would have 2 tents. One would be strictly for partying/staying out of the wind, extra misc. shit. It's big and can fit lots of people. My other one was a tiny 3 person tent that is badass and gets the job done wherever I'm at. Though in my packing I thought it would be a good idea to just mix everything together to save space. It's color coded, not hard to fuck up! So As I pull out my tent supplies and stumble about looking for gear I come to the drunken realization I mixed my shit up- Big Party Tent: check. Big Party Tent Poles: check Big party Tent Cover: Nope....FUCK
Sleeping Party Tent: NOPE....wtf..... Sleeping Party Tent Poles: NOPE Sleeping Party Tent Cover: Check!
So I ended up with a big ass tent with next to nothing cover, freezing my balls of night after night. In a drunken happy stupor barely functional. Also other important Items I forgot were a sleeping bag, and a pillow.(Those go great.... sleeping near a gorge) I was so hard pressed to make sure I didn't run out of booze I made my own "Hippie Juice" in which was nearly 10 gallons of, I was giving the shit away if you walked by my friends tents...and still had some when I came home. Another great Item would be a headlight at night, a flag/light up thing to guide you to camp at night.(I had a "Oly Animal Emergency" sign on top of my van that reflected light- worked perfectly!) One thing too which I plan to bring is some kind of solar charger for my phone. So I don't waste so much time at the fucking charging tent(Granted that was fun sometimes too) but charge that baby up for the day while people wake up, eat breakfast, etc etc before gates open.
You need a perfect ratio of gear to booze. It will take me a very long time and more festivals till I find the right ratio, considering booze is a required gear and all...
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Post by reachforthesky on Jan 8, 2013 21:17:04 GMT -8
In telling my long ass story I forgot the main point, fuck.
So Tuesday morning rolls around and time to tear down beloved camp site. Open van, start to move shit around, take out bag for tent poles/spikes. WTF EVERYTHING IS HERE. I found the tent underneath a seat too...
Moral of the story- Don't get too shit faced you mix your shit up and think you didn't bring something your sober brain totally brought. At least in the beginning....Once your camp is up- party on.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jan 8, 2013 22:48:44 GMT -8
Sounds to me like your problem isn't so much poor planning as it is alcoholism. ARE YOU FOR FUCKING SERIOUSLY GOING TO COME ON A PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD AND TALK ABOUT HOW YOU WERE DRIVING DRUNK AMONG 30,000 OTHER FUCKING DRIVERS?? YOU FUCKING FUCK[/b] Fuck you. The only reason I'm not banning you right now is so I can see what bullshit you're going to say in response. Motherfucker.
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