This, but scotch. My last paycheque afforded me the ability to buy 2 moderatly priced bottles of scotch because I decided I liked it a while ago and I mid as well speed the train to becoming a stereotypical old white dude.
I'm drinking and doing tests with fruit fly traps because they exist in my new place.
Early studies indicate fruit flies prefer fruit to beer, sugar water, and scotch. Groundbreaking shit, I will keep you posted if things change.