That's actually the only night I've ever done that mustache in my life.
This year's Sasquatch is actually the only time I ever even let a stache happen. And that actually wasn't voluntary. I got the cheapest razors possible and they didn't do anything other than make my face feel awful, so I said, "Fuck it. I'm letting it grow." Then I realized they aren't that bad. However, I think that will be the only night I do that sans beard. That was just for funsies just for the special occasion of opening for Mister Liebe Hart. Also at that show, I got this awesome DVD he made where he explains every alien race. Let's all go watch it.
Or an ancient relic burrito whose eater gains mythical powers.
If it's truly an ancient relic burrito then it must have the power of infinite preservatives. Which means that if you eat it, your body will never decompose after you die. In addition to whatever awesome powers it confers besides that.
This picture is funny because I asked for a double rye and coke in a short glass. And instead they brought it out in the smallest cup I have ever seen. It was literally as small as a shot glass...although the picture doesn't really capture it's tinyness.