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Post by davers on Sept 7, 2011 8:57:55 GMT -8
I don't read CoS either. What's your point, dude. Ssshhh you are ruining his trolling by pointing out that none of us said anything about liking CoS. Its funny when he tries to troll by insulting something none of us like anyway. I almost thought he gave up, but he's still putting in some effort. It isnt exaclty effective, but the effort is there. A for effort E !
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Post by interstateeight on Sept 7, 2011 8:59:18 GMT -8
Fucker was all meek and conciliatory when his stupid fucking posts were whited out. Someone explain to me why that went away. I wanted people to be able to see the ever-changing usernames so they knew what to call him in light of the increased enforcement of the "no real names" rule. You're right, though; he really did try to be nice when he was whited out.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 7, 2011 9:05:37 GMT -8
Well, now he's back to his old tricks. Like talking about, um, parking tickets or something.
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Post by wompwomp on Sept 7, 2011 9:05:44 GMT -8
I got pulled over in Montana and the cop made me pay for my ticket on the side of the road because I was from out of state. Couldn't believe it. I thought he was joking at first.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 7, 2011 9:06:34 GMT -8
Did you pay him with cash?
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Post by Pea on Sept 7, 2011 9:10:22 GMT -8
Errrrr...
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Post by wompwomp on Sept 7, 2011 9:11:07 GMT -8
Yeah, he said if I didn't have any he would escort me to an ATM. I think it was only $40 though.
On our groups road trip this weekend we got two tickets in another province and I'm pretty sure neither of us are going to pay them.
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Post by wompwomp on Sept 7, 2011 9:11:59 GMT -8
oh was that a sexual favours joke? whooooooooooooooosh
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Sept 7, 2011 9:12:55 GMT -8
I think you just paid for that man's round of beers and Denny's meal when he got off shift
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Post by Pea on Sept 7, 2011 9:13:29 GMT -8
You got robbed by a cop.
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Post by wompwomp on Sept 7, 2011 9:15:08 GMT -8
I looked it up when I got home and apparently it is legit. I got an official looking reciept and what not. I totally didn't believe him at first thought, but he wasn't coming off as the joking type.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 7, 2011 9:17:37 GMT -8
No, that was a legit question. Basically you got skiddly-scammed, womp. Mugged by a cop. Yoked, as it were. It's happened to me before -- basically you don't have much of a choice in the situation, but last I checked cops aren't allowed to take cash payments.
I got pulled over one time and thrown in the back of a cop car for what they claimed was an unpaid ticket (even though I had in fact paid it) and they wouldn't let me go until I gave them cash for it. They put me in handcuffs and drove me to an ATM, and then didn't take the cuffs off and made me use the ATM with my arms cuffed behind my back -- quite a trick, let me tell you. They stood behind me watching me fumbling with my wallet and laughing at me the whole time. I was more than willing to play ball considering the Altoid tin with the two hits of ecstasy under my passenger seat that they either didn't find or politely ignored, but I still felt fucking violated.
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Post by davers on Sept 7, 2011 9:17:44 GMT -8
OK, lets break this down. Context man. Do you have a feature inside your brain that permits you to understand context? I really was not asking for the URL, that is why your lmgtfy really was superfluous and not funny at all. Also, you need to mask the URL when you do that. All lessons learned during the lemonparty phenomenon of 01, or for the mainstream: Rickrolls. All simple shit man. Thanks for that. I honnestly thought you wanted to know what the website was. See, sometimes I have difficultly understanding people's subtext on the internet, especially when they tend to have the personality of tree bark. From now on I will try harder to keep up with the incredibly clever and subtle touch you use on your posts. Let me ask you a legitimate inquiry just so you do not stay bitter (like I8): what do you do as a Canadian when you get a ticket/citation in the U.S.? Do you just ignore it? And do you think U.S. Americans do it when they get tickets/citations in Canada? I have no idea what this string of words means. You have obviously out smarted me, so I will decline comment as to avoid further making a fool out of myself. I do not have one myself, but for example, I ignore a ticket from St. Louis, and that is in the U.S.; I can only imagine how many tickets go unpaid when it comes to faux foreign travel. PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG Thats cool man, I will keep this in mind next time I get a ticket/citation in U.S. America.
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Post by interstateeight on Sept 7, 2011 9:19:35 GMT -8
I've heard about that happening in Montana before. I think it might actually be legitimate, as much as anything that happens in Montana can be legitimate.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 7, 2011 9:19:37 GMT -8
Canadians not paying their parking tickets is why U.S. America will soon default.
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Post by wompwomp on Sept 7, 2011 9:20:39 GMT -8
No, that was a legit question. Basically you got skiddly-scammed, womp. Mugged by a cop. Yoked, as it were. It's happened to me before -- basically you don't have much of a choice in the situation, but last I checked cops aren't allowed to take cash payments. I got pulled over one time and thrown in the back of a cop car for what they claimed was an unpaid ticket (even though I had in fact paid it) and they wouldn't let me go until I gave them cash for it. They put me in handcuffs and drove me to an ATM, and then didn't take the cuffs off and made me use the ATM with my arms cuffed behind my back -- quite a trick, let me tell you. They stood behind me watching me fumbling with my wallet and laughing at me the whole time. I was more than willing to play ball considering the Altoid tin with the two hits of ecstasy under my passenger seat that they either didn't find or politely ignored, but I still felt fucking violated. well shit....don't I feel like an idiot
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Sept 7, 2011 9:21:48 GMT -8
Ho man! Your fears make it our duty to prove you right
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Sept 7, 2011 9:42:08 GMT -8
Ho man! Your fears make it our duty to prove you rightMaybe I jumped the gun, but I've only seen "yoked" in The Fotress Of Solitude, which is nutso because I was just gonna use, for nothing more than my own personal enjoyment " Fish net tights does not a cultural vocabulary make" in regards to Our Asshole's comments of not knowing what a CoS is.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Sept 7, 2011 9:52:50 GMT -8
You were correct, Friendly. We sexually got yoked the other day at the bus stop.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 7, 2011 9:53:57 GMT -8
I was only using the word 'yoked' because I saw it in the Lethem book as well. It seemed appropriate.
Damn though if that book didn't actually, like, change the way I look at the world. One of the best things I've ever read. I was so in love with Chronic City and then I read The Fortress of Solitude right after, and they were both so incredible that I don't even know which one I prefer. However you slice it, one is my most favoritest book and the other is my second most favoritest book.
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