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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 28, 2013 9:30:44 GMT -8
"Instead of sasq". BOOOO HISSSS
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2013 14:20:25 GMT -8
What Urban Dictionary says about my first name:
1. krisha 85 up, 51 down a gurl who doesnt give a $#!T about wut other ppl say!! and she SPAMtastic!! thatz wut i think
simply krisha
2. Krisha 40 up, 13 down she is gorgeous. with brown/green eyes. funny to hang out with. she has a manly fat sister. she has the best smile and bestestttt friend ever. everyone wants to be her friend and every guy wants her as hiss wifeyy. dude: damn look at krisha!
girl: shes so prettyyyy,i hope she likes meeee!
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Post by wonk on Feb 28, 2013 14:40:28 GMT -8
What Urban Dictionary says about my first name: 1. a gurl who doesnt give a $#!T about wut other ppl say!! Obvioulsy referring to someone else.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 28, 2013 14:41:59 GMT -8
3. Nick 2097 up, 853 down A big guy with a big heart. Guys are jealous of him. Girls don't get him. Actually, nobody really gets him. That's because Nick doesn't try to be anybody - he's just Nick.
If you don't like Nick, you just don't know him well enough yet. If you hate Nick, he doesn't care. He knows that's your problem, not his.
He will be there for his friends, come hell or high water. He will even be there for some of his enemies. That's just the kind of guy he is.
Person 1: That Nick guy is strange.
Person 2: He's not strange, he's just comfortable with being himself. Get to know him - you'll like him. Trust me.
Alternately:
15. Nick 637 up, 294 down the name of a guy who you could puke in his car and he'd be cool with it.
Steve- dudeee Nick, I just hurled in your car, sorry
Nick- naw dude, it's cool.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 28, 2013 15:25:11 GMT -8
3. Farts 10 up, 49 down When one person does does a fart and someone retaliates with the same reaction. Person A farts
Person B farts
Person A says fuck you B
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Post by nater on Feb 28, 2013 15:33:48 GMT -8
I dated a guy who tried to throw a fart back at me and it resulted in him pooping my bed.
Aaaaand its no wonder why I don't date anymore.........
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Post by davers on Feb 28, 2013 15:36:13 GMT -8
Was it Burrito?
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Post by nater on Feb 28, 2013 15:40:37 GMT -8
Does Burrito poop a lot of beds?
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Post by Dr. Crane on Feb 28, 2013 15:45:05 GMT -8
a. We have heard the "throw a fart" story before. b. I only poop my own bed.
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Post by nater on Feb 28, 2013 15:46:32 GMT -8
a. We have heard the "throw a fart" story before. b. I only poop my own bed. Hahahaha my bad. Also, I respect that you dont poo other people's beds.
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Post by Drew on Feb 28, 2013 15:59:31 GMT -8
drew Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent. Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!
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Post by Drew on Feb 28, 2013 16:00:16 GMT -8
This is probably better:
Drew Past tense of, draw. This is my friend Drew, you know... like draw but past tense.
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Post by wonk on Feb 28, 2013 16:08:02 GMT -8
This is probably better: Drew Past tense of, draw. This is my friend Drew, you know... like draw but past tense. You shut that door way too quick. Seriously, only one minute?
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Post by Drew on Feb 28, 2013 16:36:50 GMT -8
Better to shut my own door that have it shut on me.
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Post by Drew on Feb 28, 2013 16:37:12 GMT -8
Man, when you say "shut" too many times it's a fucking weird word. Like some participle of "shit"
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Feb 28, 2013 20:14:17 GMT -8
Say scuba.
Scuba.
Scuba.
Scuba.
It even starts to look strange.
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Post by Drew on Feb 28, 2013 21:02:34 GMT -8
Can we "scuba" to "Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus"
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Post by nater on Mar 1, 2013 8:39:33 GMT -8
For the first time ever, I woke up in the middle of the night full on screaming.
In my dream I was trying to go to sleep, and something like a cat jumped at my face rawring. Fucking WEIRD. And because the dream was so realistic I was SO confused, looking around my room for a cat.
I dont own a cat.
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Post by J. Walter Weatherman on Mar 1, 2013 16:46:20 GMT -8
I may have asked this before, but any of you guys watch golf with any regularity?
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Post by davers on Mar 1, 2013 16:52:22 GMT -8
The only time I watch golf is when I'm too hungover to get off the couch and there is nothing else on TV.
Why do you ask?
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