I hate this! I'm always so extra-casual when I'm walking out of a store without buying something that I pretty much look like a god-damned criminal.
Ha ha! This is so true. Whenever I watch a movie where the cops are integrating a suspect and they try to bluff the suspect by saying, "Your buddy's already given you up!". I always think that because I would know this not to be true, as I we would be innocent of course, that I wouldn't know what the appropriate response would be and would not be able to find the line of looking shocked, because there is no way that happened, but also looking not impressed, because I know they are lying. I think at the end of the interrogation I would end up in jail. Seriously, that shit stresses me out sometimes.