OK Pea, time to take the Canadian citizenship exam
1. When a Canadian gets his T-4, what is it time to do?
Die
Vote
Pay his taxes
Harvest his garden
2. If a Canadian says she's going to Tim's, where is she going?
Church
Doughnut shop
Department store
Weight loss studio
3. If a TV or radio show is on at 8:00 pm on a national network, what time is it on in Newfoundland?
8:30
7:30
8:00
7:00
4. If a Canadian asks a shop clerk for Player's, what does he want?
Lottery tickets
Cigarettes
Condoms
Filthy snapshots
5. What do the terms "Brier", "Bonspiel", "skip", and "end" all refer to?
Answer: (One word)
6. What is The Bloc?
Television show
Political party
Biker gang
Dance move
7. A Canadian gets $17.66 cents as her change for a purchase. What does she have in her hand?
One blue bill, one purple bill, one polar bear, two caribou, one sailing ship, one beaver, and one maple leaf.
Three purple bills, two caribou, one loon, one polar bear, one maple leaf, and one beaver
One green bill, one purple bill, two loons, two beavers, three sailing ships, and a caribou
One pink bill, one green bill, two polar bears, two sailing ships, one caribou, one beaver and three loons
8. Who comes to mind when you hear the phrases "fuddle duddle", "just watch me", "N.E.P." and "walk in the snow"?
Former Prime Minister
Olympic skier
Former hockey player
Comedian
9. In some parts of the country, notably the Prairies and the North, you will often see extension cords running from houses to the curb. You will also often see many electrical outlets on small posts in places like apartment house parking lots. What are these for?
Electric shovels
Battery boosters
Electric windshield defrosters
Block heaters
10. You are walking down the street in a small town in Manitoba, and see a local police officer. What police force is she a member of?
R. C. M. P.
Local sheriff's office
Manitoba Provincial Police
Winnipeg City Police, Rural Division