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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 6, 2014 17:49:51 GMT -8
I've come up with a pretty good idea for a HUMP! film festival submission that I would want to create. Basically it's a film called Continuity. It will kind of start slow, an average LGBT/Feminist friendly pornography. However, as the film progresses certain continuity errors show up, a scene cuts to a different angle then back and the girl is wearing different clothing during the sex, a cut to another angle then back, suddenly furniture is moved/sheets are a different color, so on and so forth. Then it gets even weirder, extreme close up, cut to wide shot, one of the actors has changed but is wearing the same clothes, as another actor, CUT again, BOOM different gender completely, soon quick cuts are taking place and people are switching, masks and clothes are coming on and off. Languages switching between the people. Absolute Continuity chaos in this porn.
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Post by davers on May 6, 2014 18:09:34 GMT -8
Given the amount of continuity errors in most porn I'm not sure anyone would notice.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on May 6, 2014 18:12:32 GMT -8
It would be hard to top the one from last year where the guy shot a ball out of his asshole and knocked down a bunch of bowling pins.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 6, 2014 18:14:03 GMT -8
Given the amount of continuity errors in most porn I'm not sure anyone would notice. I'm pretty sure switching out genders midstream would be noticeable.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2014 11:34:40 GMT -8
Given the amount of continuity errors in most porn I'm not sure anyone would notice. I'm pretty sure switching out genders midstream would be noticeable. Depends on who you are and what you're into.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 7, 2014 11:39:27 GMT -8
I think you look like a purple wafer. Excuse me, did you just try to call me a -- bobquart? What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus.
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Post by Dr. Crane on May 7, 2014 15:44:13 GMT -8
KA-BLAMMO
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Post by chubbystackz on May 8, 2014 12:46:01 GMT -8
So I just got this message on Facebook:
Hey NO REAL NAMES,
Congratulations! I work with the Sasquatch! Music Festival, and we have selected the most active members of our social media sites to receive an exclusive Sasquatch package. We really appreciate your loyalty to the festival, and want to give back to show our appreciation. If you would feel comfortable sharing your address, we would love to send you this special package that we’ve put together.
Again, thank you for being such an active, loyal member of our community!
Best,
Gabe Stout and the Sasquatch! team.
Seems sketch? Anyone else get this? I think I'm about to get a bag of internet troll poop sent to my door.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on May 8, 2014 12:51:44 GMT -8
So I just got this message on Facebook: Hey NO REAL NAMES,
Congratulations! I work with the Sasquatch! Music Festival, and we have selected the most active members of our social media sites to receive an exclusive Sasquatch package. We really appreciate your loyalty to the festival, and want to give back to show our appreciation. If you would feel comfortable sharing your address, we would love to send you this special package that we’ve put together.
Again, thank you for being such an active, loyal member of our community!
Best,
Gabe Stout and the Sasquatch! team.Seems sketch? Anyone else get this? I think I'm about to get a bag of internet troll poop sent to my door. If a flaming bag appears in your porch, don't stomp on it to put it out.
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Post by rüstü on May 8, 2014 12:56:04 GMT -8
I mean, if it's just your mailing address it couldn't be that bad right? Do you have a place that isn't your home that you could have things mailed to? It doesn't seem too risky if they simply want an address.. unless it's a scalper trying to get back at you.
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Post by wonk on May 8, 2014 13:09:08 GMT -8
So I just got this message on Facebook: Hey NO REAL NAMES,
Congratulations! I work with the Sasquatch! Music Festival, and we have selected the most active members of our social media sites to receive an exclusive Sasquatch package. We really appreciate your loyalty to the festival, and want to give back to show our appreciation. If you would feel comfortable sharing your address, we would love to send you this special package that we’ve put together.
Again, thank you for being such an active, loyal member of our community!
Best,
Gabe Stout and the Sasquatch! team.Seems sketch? Anyone else get this? I think I'm about to get a bag of internet troll poop sent to my door. If a flaming bag appears in your porch, don't stomp on it to put it out. Stop, drop, and roll.
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Post by chubbystackz on May 8, 2014 13:19:56 GMT -8
Snacks just tweet confirmed it is legit. Wut.
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Post by Geoff on May 8, 2014 13:22:07 GMT -8
Snacks just tweet confirmed it is legit. Wut. Aw man, then how come the rest of us didn't get one?
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Post by Professor Pancakes on May 8, 2014 13:23:39 GMT -8
Snacks just tweet confirmed it is legit. Wut. Whaaaaat? Maybe it's free passes to Julysquatch.
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Post by chubbystackz on May 8, 2014 13:24:16 GMT -8
This is a minor detail - but I honestly think the fact that I use my first and last name as my username on all social media outlets helps them remember me. I am constantly bombarding them under the same name. Self-brand loyalty.
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Post by chubbystackz on May 8, 2014 13:24:43 GMT -8
Snacks just tweet confirmed it is legit. Wut. Whaaaaat? Maybe it's free passes to Julysquatch. Oh I would laugh SO hard.
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Post by rüstü on May 8, 2014 13:29:57 GMT -8
They have to have an extreme surplus of Julysquatch wristbands in a warehouse somewhere. That'd be a very mean souvenir to send out to the most dedicated of Sasquatch fans.
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Post by Geoff on May 8, 2014 13:30:32 GMT -8
Yeah looks like I didn't get a message. Checked my Twitter, Facebook, and Gmail but nothin. Oh well. Be sure to tell us what's in the package!
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Post by chubbystackz on May 8, 2014 13:32:06 GMT -8
Mine was in my "other" inbox on Facebook.
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Post by davers on May 8, 2014 13:33:36 GMT -8
They have to have an extreme surplus of Julysquatch wristbands in a warehouse somewhere. That'd be a very mean souvenir to send out to the most dedicated of Sasquatch fans. That would be awesome. "Here's 500 wristbands to a festival that no longer exists! Enjoy!" But seriously I would totally want one.
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