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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 8, 2011 14:30:37 GMT -8
Once I called a French Canadian guy Canadian and he got really mad at me. I am not Canadian, I am French Canadian!Sorry about that.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 8, 2011 14:31:25 GMT -8
Well congratulations. You all somehow found a way to go off topic in this thread. This is hilarious.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Dec 8, 2011 14:34:35 GMT -8
I can't delete posts.
I like turtles.
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Post by davers on Dec 8, 2011 14:34:41 GMT -8
From here on out you will all refer to me as a Scottish American. I dont think anyone calls you American now.
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Post by Pea on Dec 8, 2011 14:39:56 GMT -8
I CAN'T READ AND I CAN'T DELETE POSTS FUCK YOU MODS
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 8, 2011 14:40:07 GMT -8
Canadian I guess, but I'm not a very patriotic Canadian. At least by typical Canadian standards. I don't own any clothing with a maple leaf on it, I don't sing "O' Canada" when I drink, I don't like the Tragically Hip, and I don't wear Canadian patches when I travel (this may count as treason and Fox may be obligated to report me as a Canadian mod, but it was all worth it!).
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Post by alex on Dec 8, 2011 14:42:52 GMT -8
I like the Hip, own a CANADA Olympic shirt from 2010, and have a maple leaf on my suitcase...
I only sing O' Canada at hockey games though. Or maybe once more on Canada Day.
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Post by wompwomp on Dec 8, 2011 14:49:44 GMT -8
I love The Hip so much
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Post by know ID yuh on Dec 8, 2011 14:51:11 GMT -8
Canadian I guess, but I'm not a very patriotic Canadian. At least by typical Canadian standards. I don't own any clothing with a maple leaf on it, I don't sing "O' Canada" when I drink, I don't like the Tragically Hip, and I don't wear Canadian patches when I travel (this may count as treason and Fox may be obligated to report me as a Canadian mod, but it was all worth it!). Hey Canada. We'll give you Pea for FriendlyD. It's a good trade for both teams.
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Post by Pea on Dec 8, 2011 14:54:11 GMT -8
See if I ever hang out with you again.
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Post by davers on Dec 8, 2011 14:54:29 GMT -8
No dice, you gotta take wonk too. I think I remember him saying something about being Canadian.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Dec 8, 2011 14:59:59 GMT -8
Canadian I guess, but I'm not a very patriotic Canadian. At least by typical Canadian standards. I don't own any clothing with a maple leaf on it, I don't sing "O' Canada" when I drink, I don't like the Tragically Hip, and I don't wear Canadian patches when I travel (this may count as treason and Fox may be obligated to report me as a Canadian mod, but it was all worth it!). Hey Canada. We'll give you Pea for FriendlyD. It's a good trade for both teams. Nice.
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Post by Drew on Dec 8, 2011 15:55:15 GMT -8
No dice, you gotta take wonk too. I think I remember him saying something about being Canadian. You can't unload your bad contracts on us. You don't see us trying to throw Mase in the trade.
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Post by Pea on Dec 8, 2011 16:02:45 GMT -8
NO YOU WANNA GET THE FUCK RID OF ME INSTEAD. I never even said I love Canada. I just happen to befriend and date their people
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Post by davers on Dec 8, 2011 17:11:43 GMT -8
OK Pea, time to take the Canadian citizenship exam
1. When a Canadian gets his T-4, what is it time to do?
Die Vote Pay his taxes Harvest his garden
2. If a Canadian says she's going to Tim's, where is she going?
Church Doughnut shop Department store Weight loss studio
3. If a TV or radio show is on at 8:00 pm on a national network, what time is it on in Newfoundland?
8:30 7:30 8:00 7:00
4. If a Canadian asks a shop clerk for Player's, what does he want?
Lottery tickets Cigarettes Condoms Filthy pictures
5. What do the terms "Brier", "Bonspiel", "skip", and "end" all refer to?
Answer: (One word)
6. What is The Bloc?
Television show Political party Biker gang Dance move
7. A Canadian gets $17.66 cents as her change for a purchase. What does she have in her hand?
One blue bill, one purple bill, one polar bear, two caribou, one sailing ship, one beaver, and one maple leaf. Three purple bills, two caribou, one loon, one polar bear, one maple leaf, and one beaver One green bill, one purple bill, two loons, two beavers, three sailing ships, and a caribou One pink bill, one green bill, two polar bears, two sailing ships, one caribou, one beaver and three loons
8. Who comes to mind when you hear the phrases "fuddle duddle", "just watch me", "N.E.P." and "walk in the snow"?
Former Prime Minister Olympic skier Former hockey player Comedian
9. In some parts of the country, notably the Prairies and the North, you will often see extension cords running from houses to the curb. You will also often see many electrical outlets on small posts in places like apartment house parking lots. What are these for?
Electric shovels Battery boosters Electric windshield defrosters Block heaters
10. You are walking down the street in a small town in Manitoba, and see a local police officer. What police force is she a member of?
R. C. M. P. Local sheriff's office Manitoba Provincial Police Winnipeg City Police, Rural Division
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Post by davers on Dec 8, 2011 17:13:32 GMT -8
For the record I dont know the answer to #8. 80% is acceptable to be Canadian.
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Post by Pea on Dec 8, 2011 17:28:47 GMT -8
1. When a Canadian gets his T-4, what is it time to do?
Pay his taxes
2. If a Canadian says she's going to Tim's, where is she going?
Doughnut shop
3. If a TV or radio show is on at 8:00 pm on a national network, what time is it on in Newfoundland?
8:00
4. If a Canadian asks a shop clerk for Player's, what does he want?
Lottery tickets 5. What do the terms "Brier", "Bonspiel", "skip", and "end" all refer to?
Answer: (One word)
Lacrosse?
6. What is The Bloc?
Television show
7. A Canadian gets $17.66 cents as her change for a purchase. What does she have in her hand?
One blue bill, one purple bill, one polar bear, two caribou, one sailing ship, one beaver, and one maple leaf.
8. Who comes to mind when you hear the phrases "fuddle duddle", "just watch me", "N.E.P." and "walk in the snow"?
Former hockey player
9. In some parts of the country, notably the Prairies and the North, you will often see extension cords running from houses to the curb. You will also often see many electrical outlets on small posts in places like apartment house parking lots. What are these for?
Block heaters
10. You are walking down the street in a small town in Manitoba, and see a local police officer. What police force is she a member of?
R. C. M. P.
Grade me
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Post by know ID yuh on Dec 8, 2011 17:33:07 GMT -8
For the record I dont know the answer to #8. 80% is acceptable to be Canadian. Apparently thinking 9/10=80% is acceptable to Canadians as well.
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Post by davers on Dec 8, 2011 17:40:08 GMT -8
Apparently thinking 9/10=80% is acceptable to Canadians as well. No, those were separate statements. I got one wrong (well technically I guessed and got it right, but I didnt know it), and 80% is a pass. And Pea got 5/10. 3, 4, 5, 6, and 8 were wrong.
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Post by Fig on Dec 8, 2011 17:40:10 GMT -8
Haha you go Davers
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