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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 14, 2011 21:01:43 GMT -8
I will hold swaddled blankets in my arms as I go through security with my baby food jars. Will they really inspect my (fake) child (whom I love dearly)?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2011 21:45:17 GMT -8
Just fill a stroller with food and walk right in. Then ditch the stoller.
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Post by Fig on Feb 14, 2011 22:38:28 GMT -8
"No no no, my wife is already in there with the baby DO NOT KEEP ME FROM FEEDING MY BABY"
I now know how I will be getting all my sekrit stuffs into sasquatch.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2011 22:41:36 GMT -8
I knew a girl who wore one of those preggo belly things, and filled it with all of her 'sekrit stuffs'. No questions asked.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 15, 2011 5:18:36 GMT -8
I knew a girl who wore one of those preggo belly things, and filled it with all of her 'sekrit stuffs'. No questions asked. Just major judgements passed. |
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Post by Catherine Sun Chips on Feb 15, 2011 5:34:42 GMT -8
I knew a girl who wore one of those preggo belly things, and filled it with all of her 'sekrit stuffs'. No questions asked. Just major judgements passed. Bahaha! +1 for friendly! |
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Post by Lump on Feb 15, 2011 6:34:59 GMT -8
(they do not question you about baby food), I am packing so so so so many baby food jars. Just laughed for a good 10 seconds. |
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Post by Lump on Feb 15, 2011 6:35:24 GMT -8
I knew a girl who wore one of those preggo belly things, and filled it with all of her 'sekrit stuffs'. No questions asked. Just major judgements passed. This too. |
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 15, 2011 8:08:10 GMT -8
Don't listen to all those idiots. Sasquatch is not the most family friendly festival we have been to (Cochella and High Sierra def have them beat in this regard) but...we brought our 1.5 yr old last year and she had a blast. Premier camping and an RV awesome. No RV this year but premier camping for sure and we will be bringing our 2.5 yr old and 6 mo old. We will have a huge Tajmahal tent in Premier. Buy the baby noise reduction headphones, bring a backpack/ stroller, lots of healthy snacks and drinks (they do not question you about baby food), sunscreen, hats, etc and you will be good to go. Music and dancing is great for toddlers and we were able to find a few other families with young kids to hang with. We mostly chilled on the lawn area stage left. Ya, there is some debauchery (e.g. a bunch of drunk 20 somethings who think the world revolves around them) but there is plenty of good music to offset it. You might have to call it an early night on occasion, but it is worth it. OH MY GOD FUCK YOU if you bring a SIX MONTH OLD CHILD to SASQUATCH. You should be arrested for that kind of shit, do you have any fucking idea what the noise levels alone will do to your TINY, UNDEVELOPED BABY? Calling US idiots. If you can't muster the respect for 22,000 other festival goers, at least have a little for the child you brought into this world -- foolishly, from what I can gather, considering you're more concerned with watching Foo Fighters than with the possible long-term health effects of sitting an infant on the edge of a cliff in the desert for four days, surrounded by outrageously intoxicated people and a vengeful god who smites jackasses like you with howling winds and bruising hailstorms. FUCK YOU IF YOU BRING A SIX MONTH OLD TO SASQUATCH, YOU HORRIBLE THING. |
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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 15, 2011 8:21:29 GMT -8
I knew a girl who wore one of those preggo belly things, and filled it with all of her 'sekrit stuffs'. No questions asked. Just major judgements passed. +5 |
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Post by Abominable on Feb 15, 2011 10:46:36 GMT -8
Bought mushrooms an illicit substance off a guy last year while his 3(ish) year old was watching. No thought of being discreet while the little guy was around. That kids dad is way cooler than my dad...
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Post by kenhillwa on Feb 15, 2011 21:46:26 GMT -8
I knew a girl who wore one of those preggo belly things, and filled it with all of her 'sekrit stuffs'. No questions asked. Can you mess up your fake baby if you drink and do drugs? |
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Post by kenhillwa on Feb 15, 2011 21:49:37 GMT -8
I was talking with a gal at the shuttle stop and this discussion came up she said, 'Do you think my boobs are really this big?" She had filled heat locked bags with vodka and stuffed them in her shirt. The security guards won't go that far in their pat downs, since they are not the TSA.
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