Hey Boone (based on the song Hey Jude by The Beatles)
Hey Boone, your wife is dead. And she was sold for.. Slavery reasons! And now you, miss her with your whole heart So you take your revenge on Legion!!
Holy shit Snorlax you are my girlfriend. She makes up songs for everything. Our cats have about a hundred songs for them.
She's also a crazy videogame completionist - she won't move past a level until it's 100% finished. This makes DKC Returns impossible to play in 2 player mode with her.
I have a Wii and 360, and I only play Mario and Zelda games on the Wii (and DKC). I have a bunch of good games for the 360 and no time to play them. I started New Vegas a month ago and have only logged an hour and a half of gametime.