I'm pretty sure a cover band wouldn't headline Glastonbury. There's also a band from Victoria called The Special Guests. I don't think it's them either.
Joke, head, you know how it goes. (Also, maybe I should have clicked on the link you posted...)
Anyway, the rumour for "special guests" seems to be Metallica right now. I'd be much happier with that over Bowie since I'm not going this year and would be totally gutted to have missed seeing him at Glasto by a year.
I got a call today from a guy who works at a different company asking for help. He's a good dude and I was sitting in the office bored out of my mind so I said I'd come give him a hand and jokingly said he owed me beer for this. I showed up, helped him for a few hours and he gave me 36 beers. I was not expecting that at all so now I'm more than set for the weekend. 24 of them are even good beer!
In related news if anyone in Vancouver really likes Keith's I have a present for you.