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|  | Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a ride. « Thread Started on Mar 23, 2012, 11:44pm » | |
If you live in Spokane, or just passing through, I could really use your help. I am the only one going, but my Jeep will not make it on the freeway. I have 2-3 bags and a tent. If you have any room to accommodate me, you will find yourself handsomely compensated. I'm a great cook and will be bringing really great treats, but if you need money for gas and stuff I can do that too. If it makes any difference I'm a 24yr old white male. Please let me know if you're a cute Canadian woman because that would be my ideal accommodation. jk, lol  Thanks -Alex
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #1 on Mar 24, 2012, 12:41am » | |
IDK MY BFF JILL
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #2 on Mar 24, 2012, 1:27am » | |
can you elaborate further please?
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #3 on Mar 24, 2012, 12:13pm » | |
What he means is that you sound like a fourteen year old girl when you use LOL-speak, and you come across as a skeez when you specify wanting a woman to drive you to Sasquatch.
OMG JK LOLOLOL
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #4 on Mar 24, 2012, 2:00pm » | |
Well, this a little unsettling. I come here asking for help, but the only idiots who respond think I'm full of it. There isn't anything wrong with having a little fun. Everyone uses "lol-speak" so please spare me the insult.
And if you must know, I love and cherish women dearly. Even though I'm a MAN, I'm not some ordinary man. There was nothing "sleezy" about what I said. In fact, it's this exact stereotype that tarnishes any good guy. I can't live the life I want or have a conversation with ANY woman without some numb-nuts judging me.
On top of that, there must be something terribly wrong with you if you're able to presume such an exaggeration from something so general. Do us all a favor and drink some battery acid.
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #5 on Mar 24, 2012, 2:12pm » | |
One step ahead of you boss.
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:| NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI |
| Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:Are you fucking kidding me?
Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird? |
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #6 on Mar 24, 2012, 2:13pm » | |
Mar 24, 2012, 2:00pm, sposquatch wrote:| I love and cherish women dearly. |
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Mar 24, 2012, 2:00pm, sposquatch wrote:
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:| Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch. |
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|  | Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a ride. « Reply #7 on Mar 24, 2012, 3:22pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Empty jinxed us by talking about how good all the newbies are
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #8 on Mar 24, 2012, 3:32pm » | |
Not going through Spokane but good luck.
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #9 on Mar 24, 2012, 3:35pm » | |
Post pics of your mangina. Then I might consider it.
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #10 on Mar 24, 2012, 3:42pm » | |
Mar 24, 2012, 2:00pm, sposquatch wrote:Well, this a little unsettling. I come here asking for help, but the only idiots who respond think I'm full of it. There isn't anything wrong with having a little fun. Everyone uses "lol-speak" so please spare me the insult.
And if you must know, I love and cherish women dearly. Even though I'm a MAN, I'm not some ordinary man. There was nothing "sleezy" about what I said. In fact, it's this exact stereotype that tarnishes any good guy. I can't live the life I want or have a conversation with ANY woman without some numb-nuts judging me.
On top of that, there must be something terribly wrong with you if you're able to presume such an exaggeration from something so general. Do us all a favor and drink some battery acid. |
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Cool, so based on that who wants to give this guy a ride...?
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #11 on Mar 24, 2012, 3:45pm » | |
Mar 24, 2012, 3:42pm, Horned Gramma wrote: Mar 24, 2012, 2:00pm, sposquatch wrote:Well, this a little unsettling. I come here asking for help, but the only idiots who respond think I'm full of it. There isn't anything wrong with having a little fun. Everyone uses "lol-speak" so please spare me the insult.
And if you must know, I love and cherish women dearly. Even though I'm a MAN, I'm not some ordinary man. There was nothing "sleezy" about what I said. In fact, it's this exact stereotype that tarnishes any good guy. I can't live the life I want or have a conversation with ANY woman without some numb-nuts judging me.
On top of that, there must be something terribly wrong with you if you're able to presume such an exaggeration from something so general. Do us all a favor and drink some battery acid. |
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Cool, so based on that who wants to give this guy a ride...? |
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Mar 24, 2012, 3:35pm, saranater wrote:| Post pics of your mangina. Then I might consider it. |
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #12 on Mar 24, 2012, 3:45pm » | |
Mar 24, 2012, 3:22pm, DREW OF THE RUSHES wrote:| Empty jinxed us by talking about how good all the newbies are |
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It's ok, it's been a while since someone earned a Baby Eating Ice Cream avatar.
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #13 on Mar 24, 2012, 3:48pm » | |
Mar 24, 2012, 2:12pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:| One step ahead of you boss. |
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Hook it uuuuuupppp
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|  | Re: Anyone passing through Spokane? I'd love a rid « Reply #14 on Mar 24, 2012, 4:26pm » | |
Anyway, dude, just this: shut the fuck up. It was skeezy. Why would you specifically request a 'cute Canadian woman' unless your request was trying to imply that you would like to have sex with the person giving you a ride? I don't care if it's a joke, and I don't think it is. It's not like we know you. You're a random internet dude looking for random sex on the internet. They have Craigslist for that. Ass.
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