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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #45 on Feb 14, 2013, 6:53pm »

Feb 14, 2013, 6:41pm, CalmYoTits wrote:
Oh thank goodness! Also, just to be clear: I have not a single thing against Sasquatch sex (take that how you will - do I mean sex at Sasquatch or just hairy, unwashed sex in general? I'll never tell). It just isn't exactly up to porno standards to be romping whilst covered in glow-stick fluid and spilt beer. Actually, there's probably already porn niche for exactly that, so nevermind.


Important fact of the internet: there is a porn niche for everything.

Technically people refer to it as Rule 34 (if you think of an idea for a porn, it already exists), but it is probably the most necessary knowledge to have when Googling things like "bang bus."
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RED WHITE AND BLUE BALD EAGLE SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS AMERICA FUCK YEA WHO'S BAD? PARTY TIME.
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #46 on Feb 14, 2013, 6:58pm »
Did somebody say it was Pterodactyl time?
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #47 on Feb 14, 2013, 7:00pm »

Feb 14, 2013, 6:58pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
Did somebody say it was Pterodactyl time?


I fucking love that video. It encompasses all the surreal and perverse things the internet can produce with such a clarity of intent.

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Yesterday at 5:32pm, peatrick wrote:
RED WHITE AND BLUE BALD EAGLE SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS AMERICA FUCK YEA WHO'S BAD? PARTY TIME.
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #48 on Feb 14, 2013, 7:04pm »
You cannot unsee pterodactyl porn.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #49 on Feb 14, 2013, 7:06pm »

Feb 14, 2013, 6:43pm, crowell wrote:

Feb 14, 2013, 5:28pm, Horned Gramma wrote:
And crowell isn't ignorantly offensive like danl46 was. So I am giving him the benefit of the doubt, but I do NOT get his deal.



I’ll take that as a compliment I guess. Thanks.

But I don’t know what “deal” it is you expect to get. I am not selling you any of my tickets.


I ain't after your tickets, chunga. What I mean is, your humor eludes me and your motivations are a mystery. I can usually get a pretty good read on folks' personalities around here after a couple of weeks, but when I try to attribute anything concrete to you, this is what appears in my mind's eye:

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:
As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.


May 20, 2013, 9:59pm, Accelerated Cheese wrote:
This thread has all the cares...
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #50 on Feb 14, 2013, 7:23pm »
What I picture Crowell as:

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:
NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI



Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:
Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #51 on Feb 14, 2013, 7:23pm »
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:
NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI



Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:
Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #52 on Feb 14, 2013, 7:37pm »

Feb 14, 2013, 6:53pm, nick wrote:
Important fact of the internet: there is a porn niche for everything


I'm aware of this rule. I mean, a teenaged girl got Internet "famous" for sucking her own tampon like a goddamn sucker. I shouldn't have been surprised by bang bus
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« Reply #53 on Feb 14, 2013, 8:17pm »
So, now that there's some signs of interest, who's coming aboard?
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #54 on Feb 14, 2013, 10:54pm »
*crickets*
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #55 on Feb 14, 2013, 10:55pm »
Is this the thread we all brag about not being a virgin?


Feb 14, 2013, 5:23pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
I broke my no-sex at Sasquatch rule last year :(


MEE TWO

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Feb 15, 2013, 4:55pm, weenie wrote:
Oh man, I'm sexually sigging this.
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #56 on Feb 15, 2013, 6:42am »
Last year was the first time I didn't have sex at Sasquatch, and it sucked.
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May 14, 2013, 10:29pm, wonk wrote:
My dick has NO LOVE DEEP WEB written on it. Look for me in general camping.

Apr 26, 2013, 4:33pm, polecat wrote:
Best of both worlds, save for the hideously disDr. Garbanzoured nutsack.
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #57 on Feb 15, 2013, 4:38pm »
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:
NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI



Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:
Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #58 on Feb 15, 2013, 4:49pm »
Early morning tent lovin is the best...Those thin walls, the hard ground, the heat...

Then a shower with wet wipes and cooler water....

The best...
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Re: I need minimum of 1 ticket but looking for 2 :
« Reply #59 on Feb 18, 2013, 12:12am »
HRH Horned Gramma, Supreme ruler of the Sasquatch! Music Festival Board,
will you send out an announcement when you and the empress have acquired your tickets?
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