Souly, you get one of my carefully considered, personally constructed Tours de Residents. I know you well enough -- and I certainly know the Residents well enough -- to cut a rudimentary path for you through all that weirdness.
Ooooh, can I come on Souly's tour? I can lay down in the back of the room and periodically interject very useful comments such as "oh yes, this one's the shit".
nick, beartrap -- you kids better be taking notes, there will be a quiz.
Oh boy. Where should I begin?
Posted by chud on Dec 9, 2012, 11:39am
Scurvyjim Squashtufunupolous tonight in Missoula. I'm like the fucking postman. No snow storm is going to keep me from delivering. If Cysquatch is going to be there...I'm the really tall good looking dude wearing the green santa hat.
Scurvyjim Squashtufunupolous tonight in Missoula. I'm like the fucking postman. No snow storm is going to keep me from delivering. If Cysquatch is going to be there...I'm the really tall good looking dude wearing the green santa hat.
CHUD how was it? Did you sing in a soulful manner? Did your joy climb the rooftops?
Scurvyjim Squashtufunupolous tonight in Missoula. I'm like the fucking postman. No snow storm is going to keep me from delivering. If Cysquatch is going to be there...I'm the really tall good looking dude wearing the green santa hat.
CHUD how was it? Did you sing in a soulful manner? Did your joy climb the rooftops?
I didn't want to have to do this, especially after my previous comment, but one must never lie.
I DIDN'T FUCKING GO!!! My girlfriend spazzed out on the drive (the roads were brutal and we had just driven past a fresh rollover just north of Helena). I turned around and spent my Sunday evening sulking on my couch. The postman is way better than me at life. I'm so effing depressed right now...
CHUD how was it? Did you sing in a soulful manner? Did your joy climb the rooftops?
I didn't want to have to do this, especially after my previous comment, but one must never lie.
I DIDN'T FUCKING GO!!! My girlfriend spazzed out on the drive (the roads were brutal and we had just driven past a fresh rollover just north of Helena). I turned around and spent my Sunday evening sulking on my couch. The postman is way better than me at life. I'm so effing depressed right now...
Oh no! I am sorry to hear that. But don't worry,
For you're a Christmas unicorn I have seen you on the beat You may dress in the human uniform, child But I know you're just like me I'm a Christmas Unicorn! (Find the Christmas Unicorn!) You're a Christmas Unicorn too! It's all right. I love you.
Posted by chud on Dec 11, 2012, 8:08pm
Oh how I yearned to be a Christmas Unicorn. Now I'm nothing but a Christmas Donkey.