I was going to use the same joke. Douchebag minds think alike.
I'm amazed anyone has anything negative to say about this. This sounds fucking rad. You know the artists are on the cruise too, right? It's not like they all have a private helicopter fly them in and out just for their set. You know Coachella appeals to rich movies stars, right? That entire cruise would be hanging with some of the richest most beautiful music fans in the country and the artists themselves, and no fifteen year old fucks tripping balls begging for drugs.
My only negative is the cost, and that's really more of my own issue of being broke than anything. If I had the money I'd totally go to this.
Why anyone thinks it's a negative having it the week before Christmas holidays is beyond me. That's when flights, hotels etc. are cheaper since peak travel is during the holiday period. And if it were in January it would cost more too since that's when most people take their post-holidays holiday.
The only negative thing I think about it has more to do with the boat. I have always wondered if I would enjoy a cruise, or if I would feel really claustrophobic that I can't get off the boat. Although, those things are fucking massive so I guess there is a lot of room to move around. My only other concern would be sneaking reefer in, because you bet your sweet as I would not want to be on a giant boat without that.
You do not want to be caught in international waters with illegal drugs... bad plan all around.
There is a very entertaining thread on the Coachella forum about how to smuggle drugs on to the boat. There's really only one (uncomfortable) way mentioned.
You do not want to be caught in international waters with illegal drugs... bad plan all around.
There is a very entertaining thread on the Coachella forum about how to smuggle drugs on to the boat. There's really only one (uncomfortable) way mentioned.
I agree! If I wouldn't bring it on an airplane I sure as hell would not bring it on a boat that goes internationally.
I'm all about torturing yourself during music festivals, but this sounds like a completely different and completely awesome way to do a festival. And with food included, I feel like the cost isn't that bad. I don't think it'll be filled with rich douchebags - honestly, it'll be filled with people like Stamper and Cat, I bet. Music fans who have to save up to take trips. If it were, like, Green Day headlining, or Skrillex, different story. Pulp's not going to attract a bunch of douchebags.
You do not want to be caught in international waters with illegal drugs... bad plan all around.
There is a very entertaining thread on the Coachella forum about how to smuggle drugs on to the boat. There's really only one (uncomfortable) way mentioned.
I agree! If I wouldn't bring it on an airplane I sure as hell would not bring it on a boat that goes internationally.
Sooo, I sneak weed on planes basically every time I fly. It's easy as pie as long as you check your bags and aren't flying out of like Miami or Texas.
However, I got F'd in the A when I snuck the reefer onto a cruise. They lured Burrito off the boat along with a group of others for a "random" search when we docked in Canada. This group quickly realized that they all had one thing in common... Some kind of drug related offense on their record. So they sent like 8 Canadian cops and a dog to our little room, found the joints and proceeded to arrest me for "smuggling drugs into a foreign country" (at which time I shat my pants). They led me off the boat, interrogated me for awhile, then after realizing what I did for work they let me go and flagged my passport. So now whenever I go to Canada I get searched and they can refuse my entrance if they think I'm sketchy. It was a pretty big bummer to be weedless a week later at the flaming lips show in BC but a nice Canadian dude ended up sharing his J with me.
I agree! If I wouldn't bring it on an airplane I sure as hell would not bring it on a boat that goes internationally.
Sooo, I sneak weed on planes basically every time I fly. It's easy as pie as long as you check your bags and aren't flying out of like Miami or Texas.
However, I got F'd in the A when I snuck the reefer onto a cruise. They lured Burrito off the boat along with a group of others for a "random" search when we docked in Canada. This group quickly realized that they all had one thing in common... Some kind of drug related offense on their record. So they sent like 8 Canadian cops and a dog to our little room, found the joints and proceeded to arrest me for "smuggling drugs into a foreign country" (at which time I shat my pants). They led me off the boat, interrogated me for awhile, then after realizing what I did for work they let me go and flagged my passport. So now whenever I go to Canada I get searched and they can refuse my entrance if they think I'm sketchy. It was a pretty big bummer to be weedless a week later at the flaming lips show in BC but a nice Canadian dude ended up sharing his J with me.
Yeah, but they were Canadians. Them peoples are crazy.
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