As your attorney I advise you to continue taking yourself exactly that seriously for the next fifteen years and then you, too, will become a Horned Gramma.
Speaking of our youngsters, I had a nice chat with little Snorlax over Xbox Live the other night. She spent the entire conversation reminding me that I was a complete mess when she met me. I felt like a real Chad.
I'm bored, so this is my possible end of the year list. I've only heard Collapse Into Now once while driving and I really want to listen to Kate Bush's new album, so things may change come December. Lots of great albums this year, not an easy list to make.
1) David Lynch - Crazy Clown Time 2) Primus - Green Naugahyde 3) Man Man - Life Fantastic 4) They Might Be Giants - Join Us 5) Drive-By Truckers - Go Go Boots 6) Destroyer - Kaputt 7) Pepper Rabbit - Red Velvet Snowball 8) Tom Waits - Bad As Me 9) Wilco - The Whole Love 10) My Brightest Diamond - All Things Will Unwind 11) Atlas Sound - Parallax 12) Radiohead - King of Limbs 13) The Perfect Vessels - Name Our Own Stars 14) Moonface - Organ Music and Not Vibraphone Music Like I'd Hoped 15) Panda Bear - Tomboy 16) Boston Spaceships - Let It Beard 17) Feist - Metals 18) 13 and God - Own Your Ghost 19) St. Vincent - Strange Mercy 20) Glorie - Glorie 21) Colin Stetson - New History Of Warfare Vol. 2: Judges 22) Umlaut - Umlaut 23) Paul Simon - So Beautiful So What 24) If By Yes - Salt on Sea Glass 25) M83 - Hurry Up, We're Dreaming
Ahahaha. My favorite was when Stormy was talking about a bum approaching her and some friends at a bus stop, and it read, "we were sexually accosted by a bum at a bus stop." Friendly replied quoting that text saying, "was everyone was ok?" I laughed for days.
Ahahaha. My favorite was when Stormy was talking about a bum approaching her and some friends at a bus stop, and it read, "we were sexually accosted by a bum at a bus stop." Friendly replied quoting that text saying, "was everyone was ok?" I laughed for days.
Ha. I didn't even realize it was a filter at the time. I assumed Stormy meant they were verbally accosted, but I was concerned for my friends none the less seeing as it was "WE were sexually accosted". I thought it was quite the brash homeless man to be sexually accosting two people at once.
Can someone PM me the filtered word before I actually go insane. Please. I've been losing sleep or slowly whispering the words "Sexually" when I do manage a few short hours, I've asked strangers on the street "WHY SEXUALLY? WHY?!", all of my magazines have the letters S-E-X-U-A-L-Y cut out of them, I catch myself snapping out of dazes that have lasted for 2 hours at a time and find plates of mashed potatoes sculpted into monoliths with the word "sexually" indented into them, I bought a dog and named it Sexually (I call it Sex for short), I run into the falling snow on some late evenings and dramatically drop to my knees in the middle of the street weeping while uttering "sexually" through choked sobs (I usually see Cuba Gooding Jr. doing the same thing a block up, but he's usually crying about something trivial like, "I burnt the chicken!"), every time I hiccup or sneeze I can swear someone around me says "sexually", but when I ask them they say they didn't say anything.
Oh yeah, plus my bathroom is covered in my feces which spell the word SEXUALLY all over the walls
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