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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #15 on Dec 10, 2011, 11:20am » | |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love it.
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Feb 11, 2013, 2:30am, peatrick wrote:| "Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house. |
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #16 on Dec 10, 2011, 12:19pm » | |
lmao what an awful troll attempt. Vanessa Carlton, at Sasquatch? yeah okay.
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #17 on Dec 10, 2011, 12:25pm » | |
Cake is so dope
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:| NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI |
| Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:Are you fucking kidding me?
Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird? |
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #18 on Dec 10, 2011, 12:26pm » | |
Okay obviously false right? I mean it did include the who charted podcast that we 100% know is going to probably be there.
BUT it does pose some interesting ideas to entertain. I have old man eyes (I am 28 after all) but i did some some possibilities we never seem to discuss.
- Adele - Okay so she is super poppy, but can anyone here argue her talent? I would stay and watch for sure (not just because my wife would require it)
- Jack Johnson - I know we all hate him but he would attract ticket buyers no question
- Depeche Mode - I would be down and I know i am not the only one, possibly to big for Sasquatch
- Elvis Costello - A little dated but just about that right size to fit the bill as a headliner.
Just throwing it out there, not saying this is real, we all know it isn't, but a good conversation piece anyhow.
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #19 on Dec 10, 2011, 12:31pm » | |
And now back to you Dave
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:| NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI |
| Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:Are you fucking kidding me?
Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird? |
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #20 on Dec 10, 2011, 12:42pm » | |
Elvis Costello would be awesome at Sasquatch
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #21 on Dec 10, 2011, 12:43pm » | |
Thanks Tom! So this wraps up our evening news, stay chuned tomorrow for more shit and dicks
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:| NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI |
| Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:Are you fucking kidding me?
Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird? |
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #22 on Dec 10, 2011, 1:03pm » | |
If that was the real line up I wouldn't even attempt to sell my tickets. I'd burn 'em!! Although Depeche Mode would be an amazing and welcome surprise.
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I wouldn't be surprised if you are picturing me peeling a carrot with a staple gun. |
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #23 on Dec 10, 2011, 1:13pm » | |
Dec 10, 2011, 1:03pm, blacksmile wrote:| If that was the real line up I wouldn't even attempt to sell my tickets. I'd burn 'em!! |
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Yikes!
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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:| "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind." |
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #24 on Dec 10, 2011, 1:22pm » | |
I don't quite know what everyone is getting so worked up about. That seems about right to me. Hopefully I can catch a little bit of Bob Weir's set on the Yeti while a stand in line for chicken strips.
Also, I wouldn't call this trollin'. Rev Run's Eccentric Waste Funnel. Ha ha ha! Awesome. This is pretty funny if you ask me. Rev Run re-imagined on the jam band circuit with the Eccentric Waste Funnel band deserves props. As does Bees in the Doorway. Love the out of focus shot too. Is this Gibbons?
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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:| "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind." |
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #25 on Dec 10, 2011, 1:24pm » | |
Lots of AD references too.
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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:| "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind." |
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #26 on Dec 10, 2011, 1:34pm » | |
Dec 10, 2011, 1:22pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:I don't quite know what everyone is getting so worked up about. That seems about right to me. Hopefully I can catch a little bit of Bob Weir's set on the Yeti while a stand in line for chicken strips.
Also, I wouldn't call this trollin'. Rev Run's Eccentric Waste Funnel. Ha ha ha! Awesome. This is pretty funny if you ask me. Rev Run re-imagined on the jam band circuit with the Eccentric Waste Funnel band deserves props. As does Bees in the Doorway. Love the out of focus shot too. Is this Gibbons?
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Speakin' of chicken strips, I'm not sure if Souly was with me or not at this point when I saw a girl on acid waltz over to the condiment station with her chicken strips and proceed to pump mustard, all the mustard, in incredible awe and wonderment, on her chiggin' for 5 minutes straight. Slowly and methodically like she was getting mind melting answers beamed to her cortex with every slow pump. "Yellow, dude, all the answers are in it." The mustard was spilling on to the table by minute 2 and a the entire line was paying attention by this time laughing our asses off. Eventually the mustard told her all she needed to know and she was on her merry way, after being enlightened to the ways of the universe, until, yep, here she comes again. Round 2.
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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:| "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind." |
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|  | LINEUP « Reply #27 on Dec 10, 2011, 1:39pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
That was the best moment of Sasquatch 2011. I will never forget Mustard Girl
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #28 on Dec 10, 2011, 1:45pm » | |
oh nice I woke up to this being unlocked. Thanks foxxy
I think my favorite part of the whole poster is that someone likes those shitty keystone commericals enough to bill "Keith Stone's Great Adventure." I can't Dr. Garbanzoure out what type of person made this though. On one hand you have smashmouth, on another you have fugazi....wtf
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Nov 2, 2011, 8:14pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:| If there's one single thing in the world that it is legitimately impossible to take the intellectual high ground on, it's fucking Skrillex. |
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|  | Re: LINEUP « Reply #29 on Dec 10, 2011, 1:46pm » | |
Dec 10, 2011, 1:45pm, Cbats wrote:| I can't Dr. Garbanzoure out what type of person made this though. |
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A dumbshit troll?
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:| AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS. |
| Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:| I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO. |
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