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|  | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #630 on Jun 25, 2012, 5:31pm » | |
I will vouch for the fact that smoking a cigarette after having had too much to drink is one of the worst fucking feelings in the world. One way ticket to spinsville.
Don't smoke, kids.
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #631 on Jun 25, 2012, 5:34pm » | |
I had somewhat of a good excuse for smoking. I needed to look like I was coming in from smoking in order to get in the club because if that failed all I had was a Sasquatch wrist band and a second hand stamp transferred from Nater that I accidentally let get washed off in the rain. I needed to be as legit as possible.
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #632 on Jun 25, 2012, 5:38pm » | |
Jun 25, 2012, 5:27pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:
You looked more destroyed from a smoke than all of Sasquatch, haha! |
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I had also just inhaled two of those hard lemonades because I didn't know that they were searching us at the door.
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #633 on Jun 25, 2012, 5:41pm » | |
Hard Lemonades! What a fucking night.
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #634 on Jun 25, 2012, 7:32pm » | |
I love that I hear every detail of Sled Island but not the part about everyone becoming the Marlboro man. I'm disappointed.
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #636 on Jun 26, 2012, 3:14pm » | |
Happy belated to 2 of my dearest loves, Stormy and Switch!
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #637 on Jul 4, 2012, 4:48pm » | |
Well hey, happy birthday badchoices!
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #638 on Jul 4, 2012, 4:51pm » | |
Happy Badchoices day!
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
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Don't fuck up my azaleas. |
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #639 on Jul 4, 2012, 4:55pm » | |
Thank you guys! I will try not to get too close to the fireworks as I am still a wooden boy 
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #640 on Jul 4, 2012, 4:57pm » | |
Just soak yourself for at least an hour beforehand.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #641 on Jul 4, 2012, 5:05pm » | |
Jul 4, 2012, 4:57pm, StormyPinkness wrote:| Just soak yourself for at least an hour beforehand. |
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Best out of context next page sentence ever!
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #642 on Jul 4, 2012, 8:25pm » | |
Happy Birthday, BADCHOICES!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #643 on Jul 4, 2012, 8:35pm » | |
Just returned from a mini-bday pub crawl and talked about my internet friends and got made fun of  I swear to all that is loud and awesome that I am not ashamed. Next year I will meet you all
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| | Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #644 on Jul 4, 2012, 8:37pm » | |
Jul 4, 2012, 8:35pm, badchoices wrote:| Just returned from a mini-bday pub crawl and talked about my internet friends and got made fun of I swear to all that is loud and awesome that I am not ashamed. Next year I will meet you all |
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Yes! You won't even know your "irl" friend's names after a Sasquatch with us!
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