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« Reply #780 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:09am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

lollllllll that shit was hilarious.

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Apr 9, 2013, 10:33pm, stingray wrote:

ya i can't harlem shake to sugar rose

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« Reply #781 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:10am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

I know the ending to that story

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #782 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:11am »

Worst day of my life. If I ever have to see him again I will cry.

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.

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« Reply #783 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:16am »

Sept 7, 2011, 12:10am, Pea wrote:

I know the ending to that story

From what I gather, it wasn't a "happy ending?"

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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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« Reply #784 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:59am »

I'm locking this fucking thread and every other thread souly posts in if I don't receive the full story via public post or private message within twelve hours.

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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.

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« Reply #785 on Sept 7, 2011, 2:08am »

I'll tell you the rest of the story if you post your picture.

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #786 on Sept 7, 2011, 2:11am »

I saw Weak Shit Superfan IRL. How about I just explain him to you in a very descriptive manner? First thing that strikes you about seeing Weak Shit Superfan in person is the fact that he doesn't wear a shirt. The next thing your eyes are drawn to are his tattoos...

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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« Reply #787 on Sept 7, 2011, 3:50am »

Sept 7, 2011, 12:05am, Souly wrote:

I can't now! What if he's still here. Or worse. What if he is Edwin Nutsack?

You wish you were getting Edwin's nutsack.

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« Reply #788 on Sept 7, 2011, 4:29am »

Sept 7, 2011, 3:50am, DeltaSigChi4 wrote:

Sept 7, 2011, 12:05am, Souly wrote:

I can't now! What if he's still here. Or worse. What if he is Edwin Nutsack?

You wish you were getting Edwin's nutsack.

PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG

Damn, even when you try for the funny you just sound creepy as fuck. Dig deep dude, I actual believe it's impossible for someone to fail so hard. Go to your mental visualizations you learned in MMA. See the funny. Be the funny. Deny the creepy. "Hey I said deny the creepy... oh jesus you're being really creepy to all the girls again"

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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« Reply #789 on Sept 7, 2011, 10:37am »

Just so we're all clear on the deadline, you guys have two hours and twenty minutes.

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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.

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« Reply #790 on Sept 7, 2011, 10:50am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

I just pm'd you the whole story! Feel free to post it here.

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.

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« Reply #791 on Sept 7, 2011, 11:46am »

Sept 6, 2011, 8:21pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Haha. The only one of you that I truly do not hate. Delightful.

This is why I voted for him.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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« Reply #792 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:02pm »

Sept 7, 2011, 10:50am, Souly wrote:

I just pm'd you the whole story! Feel free to post it here.

That was funny but it doesn't count. I'm serious, you have about an hour. Anyone who doesn't want to see great threads locked should just go ahead and tell me the story. NO SECRETS ON THE BOARD!

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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.

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« Reply #793 on Sept 7, 2011, 2:59pm »

Sent. I hope my pain makes you happy.

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.

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« Reply #794 on Sept 7, 2011, 11:55pm »

WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME FOR SOULY'S MISGIVINGS

FURTHERMORE, AGAIN, WTF WITH THE FUCKIN INJUSTICE OF YOU GUYS HOLDING A TOURNAMENT IN MY DAMN HOUSE AND NOT EVEN HAVING THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE ME A REACHAROUND

OR INVITE ME

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