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« Reply #1770 on Nov 19, 2012, 5:21pm »


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Can I come? Assuming its a couples-massage thing and we all get to be naked and being rubbed together.

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« Reply #1771 on Nov 20, 2012, 12:22am »

Last night the Sounders hosted the LA Galaxy in the western conference final, and despite losing the series, it was one of the coolest sporting event experiences of my life. We had field side seats with VIP parking, unlimited booze, appetizers, dinner, and dessert. David Beckham warmed up 15 feet from our table, and I could literally flick the corner flag on my walk to the bathroom. I even ended up in a picture on the Sounders' Facebook page haha. SO fucking fun.

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« Reply #1772 on Nov 21, 2012, 11:43am »

WHEN SASQUATCH RIDES HIS LAWNMOWER TO THE BEAT OF THE MUSIC AM I RIGHT?
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« Reply #1773 on Nov 21, 2012, 12:25pm »

This is like the 4th year I've gotten one of these, yet I've never actually gone down to the taboo show to get it myself. Apparently this year the fireDr. Garbanzohters were being super slutty... tres sad.

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proceeds go to the burn unit or something so I'm not even that creepy.
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« Reply #1774 on Nov 21, 2012, 4:16pm »

The above post made me smile as it brought back a fond x-mas memory.

My step grandmother gives me and my siblings calendars every year for x-mas. It was Christmas 2001 And as we all know, a few months prior, tragedy shook America (remember we have been told to "never forget" so remember). I was in my second year of college which made me 19 at the time. Home for the holidays the family was gathered around the christmas tree ready to exchange gifts. The kids were presented with our gifts from grandma, each of us knowing they were just calendars. Oh, how I was wrong. My brother unwraps his and laughs at the fact that he dislikes NASCAR. My other brother unwraps his and smiles that his calendar is adorned with the San Jose Sharks NHL franchise (wow grandma got one right). My step sister takes her turn, National Parks or some shit, she seemed pleased enough. Then, my turn. All eyes direct their focus in my direction as I begin the unwrapping process (I'm not a shredder so this is a slow and meticulous process). The gift is unwrapped and there they are in all their sculpted glistening manliness...The NYFD 2002 pinup Calendar. She either thought I was extremely patriotic or liked men. Unfortunately grandma It's neither, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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« Reply #1775 on Nov 21, 2012, 4:22pm »

Bahahaha your grandma is awesome.
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« Reply #1776 on Nov 21, 2012, 4:38pm »

Wait so is Nater your grandma?
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« Reply #1777 on Nov 21, 2012, 4:41pm »

If I can find another venue where fireDr. Garbanzohters are around to sign these things, I'm going to get everyone one for xmas. I'm REALLY bad at gift giving... christmas fireDr. Garbanzohter calendars might be my new thing. Thanks CHUD.
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« Reply #1778 on Nov 21, 2012, 4:45pm »

Socks. Everyone wears them and everyone could use a fresh pair.
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« Reply #1779 on Nov 21, 2012, 4:55pm »

Thats so much better than buying some african village a goat.
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« Reply #1780 on Nov 21, 2012, 5:11pm »


Nov 21, 2012, 4:16pm, chud wrote:
The above post made me smile as it brought back a fond x-mas memory.

My step grandmother gives me and my siblings calendars every year for x-mas. It was Christmas 2001 And as we all know, a few months prior, tragedy shook America (remember we have been told to "never forget" so remember). I was in my second year of college which made me 19 at the time. Home for the holidays the family was gathered around the christmas tree ready to exchange gifts. The kids were presented with our gifts from grandma, each of us knowing they were just calendars. Oh, how I was wrong. My brother unwraps his and laughs at the fact that he dislikes NASCAR. My other brother unwraps his and smiles that his calendar is adorned with the San Jose Sharks NHL franchise (wow grandma got one right). My step sister takes her turn, National Parks or some shit, she seemed pleased enough. Then, my turn. All eyes direct their focus in my direction as I begin the unwrapping process (I'm not a shredder so this is a slow and meticulous process). The gift is unwrapped and there they are in all their sculpted glistening manliness...The NYFD 2002 pinup Calendar. She either thought I was extremely patriotic or liked men. Unfortunately grandma It's neither, not that there's anything wrong with that.


Where did you hang it?
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Nov 21, 2012, 5:11pm, wonk wrote:


Where did you hang it?


On the side of my fridge in my apartment. I wasn't going to let a perfectly good calendar go to waste.
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« Reply #1782 on Nov 21, 2012, 5:35pm »


Nov 21, 2012, 5:29pm, chud wrote:

Nov 21, 2012, 5:11pm, wonk wrote:


Where did you hang it?


On the side of my fridge in my apartment. I wasn't going to let a perfectly good calendar go to waste.


So the New York fireDr. Garbanzohters were well hung after all.
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« Reply #1783 on Nov 21, 2012, 6:27pm »

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« Reply #1784 on Nov 23, 2012, 11:38am »

Finally got a job with good hours to last me through the end of my tenure in Boise, thus leaving me with INVERITABLE MOUNTAINS OF GOLD and enough money to comfortably move to Seattle. Woop woop!
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