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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #210 on May 16, 2012, 7:24pm »

Was it....? Nevermind. I'm not going to ask the secrets you know about me.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #211 on May 16, 2012, 7:26pm »

HG knows all.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #212 on May 17, 2012, 9:18am »

May 16, 2012, 5:32pm, rolopen wrote:

I haven't done a rock and roll concert in ages. Do folks still light up a doobie - or is that frowned upon due to smoking restrictions?

Hilarious.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #213 on May 17, 2012, 9:54am »

please please be real if i seem attractive to you at all please text me or call me or email back please i would love to meet you.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #214 on May 17, 2012, 2:04pm »

May 16, 2012, 5:32pm, rolopen wrote:

"I wish I met you decades ago. Truly, I don't think you have the energy, or the guts to keep up with me. I have scars - inside and outside. No I don't have a bullet hole in my back - it's only a powder burn. I ride a motorcycle and I share my home with ferrets. My son ran away to Grad School years ago - but he still visits me - I will get a mother's day gift (sherries berries) and a father's day gift (a tie) - not funny if you think about it - after all - I did both jobs. What are you going to do with your life? I haven't done a rock and roll concert in ages. Do folks still light up a doobie - or is that frowned upon due to smoking restrictions? Do you want to talk with me? I have a sense of humor. I write stories. True stories - I sometimes embellish. If you want to read one I'd value your opinion. I am not interested in a hook up. I want to talk to you."

DOPE.

That has fake FD written all over it.

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