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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #75 on Jul 29, 2011, 10:23am »

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« Reply #77 on Jul 29, 2011, 10:27am »

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No rock band wants to play in front of a bunch of people standing still, except the National.

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« Reply #78 on Jul 29, 2011, 10:29am »

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #79 on Aug 10, 2011, 9:42am »

I had a dream last night that I met Deltasigfuck at an Apple store and he was an antagonistic 15 year old ginger girl who scratched all the macbook airs. One of them was mine, and I got violent.

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #80 on Aug 10, 2011, 10:47am »

That wasn't a dream.

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But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

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Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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« Reply #81 on Aug 10, 2011, 12:10pm »

No one is stupid enough to get violent with a BJJ practitioner unless they are about to jump them or are coming armed to an unarmed Dr. Garbanzoht.

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #82 on Aug 10, 2011, 12:19pm »

^do you wear a t-shirt that says "I'M A BJJ PRACTITIONER" to warn people not to fuck with you?

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #83 on Aug 10, 2011, 12:19pm »

And don't forget his "children" -- the army of twelve year old girls he has trained to grapple the fuck out of you the minute they hear the opening chords of 'Sex on Fire'.

Also: would one of the mods kindly give E the custom title of "BJJ Practitioner"? Thanks.

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #84 on Aug 10, 2011, 2:22pm »

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I was banished from the Coachella fora years ago, killer. YEARS. Get your facts straight. And for years after that I have still been attending Coachella, even interning (working for them) at one of their festivals once. The difference between you and I is that I actually have been to Coachella. The difference between you and I is that while I have resided on beautiful tropical islands all my life, thereby precluding me from attending many concerts, you have lived in shitty parts of CONUS, and now rant and rave about Phish at the Gorge like if it is the #1 gig of the millennium. And you still do not get close to the number of shows I see each year, and therefore will find your old ass and your two-concerts-a-month well behind my gigography within a year. Within a year.

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #85 on Aug 10, 2011, 3:19pm »

oooh, which beautiful tropical islands? seriously. which ones.

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #86 on Aug 10, 2011, 3:28pm »

One of those ones where rites of passage still involve 'training' twelve year old girls to 'grapple' with you, I suspect.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #87 on Aug 10, 2011, 3:38pm »

I bet he works security at concerts.

I mean he's clearly a big tough guy, says he goes to hundreds of shows a year (sometimes multiples), has worked at Coachella, etc.

It just fits, doesn't it?

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #88 on Aug 10, 2011, 3:51pm »

Aug 10, 2011, 12:10pm, DeltaSigChi4 wrote:

No one is stupid enough to get violent with a BJJ practitioner unless they are about to jump them or are coming armed to an unarmed Dr. Garbanzoht.

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Believe it or not, dream Drew IS so stupid. It's amazing what the mind can conceive.

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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #89 on Aug 10, 2011, 3:54pm »

Aug 10, 2011, 3:38pm, alex wrote:

I bet he works security at concerts.

I mean he's clearly a big tough guy, says he goes to hundreds of shows a year (sometimes multiples), has worked at Coachella, etc.

It just fits, doesn't it?

A

If this guy came up to me at a concert and told me to put my weed away, I'd laugh in his face and then piss on his shoes just for laughs.

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