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« Reply #30 on Jul 12, 2011, 12:31pm » | |
I love the "I lived a good life" quote! Ha ha! Like he was prepared to sacrifice himself for a noble cause.
Dude slips on a table for a dinger and claims "Worth it!" Read all about it!
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« Reply #31 on Jul 13, 2011, 11:46pm » | |
Jul 12, 2011, 12:31pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:I love the "I lived a good life" quote! Ha ha! Like he was prepared to sacrifice himself for a noble cause.
Dude slips on a table for a dinger and claims "Worth it!" Read all about it! |
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This.
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« Reply #33 on Jul 14, 2011, 4:12pm » | |
Wow. I want to be her sex slave
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« Reply #34 on Jul 14, 2011, 5:31pm » | |
Hmm, yeah that's kinda like Pulp Fiction.
But not really.
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« Reply #35 on Jul 14, 2011, 9:39pm » | |
Sorta... I still have a tough time believing that is real.
"I'ma punish you for trying to rob me by fucking you for 3 days, and then (so she claims) give you money afterwards. That'll show you!"
Something there just doesnt add up. Either that or I need to go to russia with a ski mask.
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« Reply #36 on Jul 17, 2011, 4:27am » | |
Ohhhhh Georgia!
http://onlineathens.com/stories/071611/oco_857876345.shtml
I fucking love how the article quotes his southern dialect verbatim and goes from the topic of the heat, to a giant catfish he caught, to the fact the he is "known in this neck of the woods for training rabbit-chasing beagles".
(For those of you wondering how I find all these stories, I surf on http://www.fark.com daily to catch up on my news. I know some of you guys are redditors as well so you probably see all the same shit I do)
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:| NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI |
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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:Are you fucking kidding me?
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« Reply #37 on Jul 17, 2011, 4:30am » | |
Jesus christ I just realized I hadn't even read the last two paragraphs of that article. MY HIGHSCHOOL NEWSPAPER HAD BETTER JOURNALISM!
Fucking 'a, even that Murdoch paper that hacked 9/11 victims' phones had better journalism ![[image]](http://failheap-challenge.com/images/smilies/razor.png "[image]") .
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:| NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI |
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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:Are you fucking kidding me?
Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird? |
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« Reply #38 on Jul 17, 2011, 3:56pm » | |
Jul 17, 2011, 4:30am, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:Jesus christ I just realized I hadn't even read the last two paragraphs of that article. MY HIGHSCHOOL NEWSPAPER HAD BETTER JOURNALISM!
Fuckin' eh, even that Murdoch paper that hacked 9/11 victims' phones had better journalism . |
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Fixed.
I love the end of the article
"While he has had some health problems, Kirk is ready for some adventure if he wins the lottery.
"If I was to hit it, I'd try to fly around the world and back. I wouldn't wear nothing but these camouflage overalls, but I'd get me some new ones," he said.
"Boy, you know what. Going to different places like that -- and they see you with your camouflage overalls on -- lots of women like them."
Kirk chuckled as he described the possibilities, then decided it was time to go inside.
"You know why people can't take the heat?" he asked. "Air-condition has ruined everybody. You know what I mean?"
First of all, he seems to know the world is round, since he wants to go around it, but then he wants to go back again. Is he aware that once you go all the way around you end up where you started?
Then he rambles from the women he would meet with his coveralls to air conditioning. Classic.
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« Reply #40 on Jul 18, 2011, 12:31pm » | |
Jul 18, 2011, 10:07am, Shaxspear III Esq. wrote:http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2011/07/18/bluesfest-stage-collapse.html
Stage collapsed at Ottawa Bluesfest. Amazingly there are no reported deaths yet. Brings back some scary memories of working Big Valley Jamboree 2 years ago. |
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Thank God everyone was alright and Cheap Trick made it out alive!!!
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I wouldn't be surprised if you are picturing me peeling a carrot with a staple gun. |
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« Reply #42 on Jul 18, 2011, 4:11pm » | |
So the original whistleblower involved in the News Corp scandal has been found dead of "unknown" circumstances yet it has not been ruled a suspicious death.
This scandal is getting larger and larger by the minute and honestly, it could not have happened to a better organization if you ask me. Heres to hoping that douche Murdoch strokes out and News Corp implodes.
Ok, maybe that was a little harsh.
Nah.
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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:| NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI |
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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:Are you fucking kidding me?
Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird? |
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« Reply #43 on Jul 18, 2011, 11:47pm » | |
Jul 18, 2011, 10:07am, Shaxspear III Esq. wrote:http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2011/07/18/bluesfest-stage-collapse.html
Stage collapsed at Ottawa Bluesfest. Amazingly there are no reported deaths yet. Brings back some scary memories of working Big Valley Jamboree 2 years ago. |
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Yeah, that was a freakish storm at Camrose. I was up visiting my parents who live less than 40 miles from there. We had winds recorded well over 70 miles an hour at their house. Crazy shit.
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« Reply #44 on Jul 19, 2011, 12:37am » | |
Jul 18, 2011, 11:47pm, J-Dawg wrote:
Yeah, that was a freakish storm at Camrose. I was up visiting my parents who live less than 40 miles from there. We had winds recorded well over 70 miles an hour at their house. Crazy shit. |
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I was 30 seconds removed from a blown over honey bucket when the big gust hit. I came out and saw this biblical 1 mile wall of dirt heading our way and ran for cover.
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