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« Reply #375 on Dec 8, 2011, 1:20am »

He slit his own throat with that ad. FUCKING GOOD.

I honestly tried convincing myself that was an SNL parody when I first saw that.

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Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #376 on Dec 8, 2011, 11:51am »

"I'm Rick Perry and I have very little social awareness"

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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« Reply #377 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:43pm »

Dec 8, 2011, 1:20am, Pea wrote:

I honestly tried convincing myself that was an SNL parody when I first saw that.

Samesies.

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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« Reply #378 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:49pm »

My girlfriend said the same thing as well when I showed get the ad actually. HIVE MIND.

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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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« Reply #379 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:49pm »

I think Stephen Colbert is right, Mitt Romney is going to win by doing nothing and letting all the other candidates shoot themselves in the foot.

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« Reply #380 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:52pm »

My crackpot theory on Rick Perry:

Rick's friend first bets him he wouldn't run for president. Well, Rick Perry, being the man he is, didn't want to look foolish (he's obviously very careful with that), so he ran to prove his friend wrong. But then he came to an epiphany realizing, "What the fuck am I doing? Am I really going to run for president based on a bet? How do I get out of this yet not look like a wimp to my friends? I KNOW! I'll run an ad campaign that will kill two birds with one stone: It will bluntly bash gays AND make sure that no one but the worst right-wing fanatics vote for me!"

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

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« Reply #381 on Dec 9, 2011, 12:48am »

Occupy Boise made national PBS tonight with some pretty good coverage that offers a bit of insight into how we have been able to sustain ourselves and have yet to have a confrontation with the police:

OccupyBOI coverage begins around 5:30...you can see me periodically throughout leading chants until I'm hoarse and at one point, I am seen in the background of an interview pulling my pants up and or picking a wedgie.

Here is another article that speaks very highly of OccupyBOI: http://politics.salon.com/2011/12/09/fea....rica/singleton/

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NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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« Reply #382 on Dec 9, 2011, 1:05am »

Annnnnnnnnd just ONE last OWS story: http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/12/brea....ica-itself-real

Law and Order: SVU sets up a mock occupation in Zuccotti park and OWS turns up and occupies it.

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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« Reply #383 on Dec 12, 2011, 8:09pm »

You know you're in Canada when a bear is caught downtown in the countries third largest city.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-co....-vancouver.html

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« Reply #384 on Dec 12, 2011, 8:18pm »

Dec 12, 2011, 8:09pm, davers wrote:

You know you're in Canada when a bear is caught downtown in the countries third largest city.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-co....-vancouver.html

I heard he was looking to try out a trampoline.

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« Reply #385 on Dec 18, 2011, 10:18pm »

Kim Jong Il is dead.

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« Reply #386 on Dec 18, 2011, 10:37pm »

whoa!

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #387 on Dec 19, 2011, 9:28pm »

And a bunch of people THOUGHT Lil' Kim died! But were relieved to find out it was only Kim Jong Il... What a sirry mistake.

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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:

Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night

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« Reply #388 on Jan 4, 2012, 1:19pm »

I know most people dont even care about this, but I found it pretty interesting. Vancouver released it's home assessments a few days ago and the line between the "have a shit ton' and 'have less than a shit ton' is absoutly amazing.

Blue dots indicate houses worth more that $1million and red dots indicate houses worth less than $1million. Appartments arent on here, which is why downtown is virtually empty.

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The interesting thing is that the clearly defined line between the reds and the blues happens to be the street that is the middle of the city. Every address on the left is the West (rich) half of Vancouver and the right is the East (less rich) half of Vancouver. I knew Vancouver was a very status heavy city, but holy balls I had no idea having a W in your address was worth so much more than having an E in your address.

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